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Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I’m looking for a pill that gives me 4 hours of drymouth, but with no risk of erections. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I really, really, really want to see Donald Trump spell “Rudy Giuliani.” — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Congratulations to @jaketapper on his new book @TheHellfireClub. It’s a great read, and has way less sex than… https://t.co/CsuQXPq9Dc — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Do you think Spain knew what they were doing when they let us have Florida? — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
No one on Earth has ever said, "Hooray! Salmon burgers!" — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
An executive just emailed asking if I’m available for a modern-day reboot of the “Conan” show. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
New on 23 and Me: a feature that tells you if you were fathered by Donald Trump. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I also paid my doorman to lie once - he told the delivery guy my order was for two people — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
25 years ago today, I put on a terrible jacket and auditioned for Late Night on NBC. I haven't aged a day. https://t.co/Cx2PybIS3k — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Hey, I found your missing straw! https://t.co/JOs6p7NOEU — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Catch up on today's live #ConanItaly Q&A and get closer to @jordanschlansky than you ever wanted to. https://t.co/hNa9bsIyBU — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
It’s come out that EPA head Scott Pruitt has four separate e-mail addresses. And get this: all of them run on coal. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Watch every clip from #ConanItaly and tons of behind the scenes extras @ https://t.co/lLHvSZa0sy — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Watch @jordanschlansky and I drive around Italy in a toy car and much more tonight at 10/9c on @TBSNetwork.… https://t.co/xR9BlC8UPB — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Proud to showcase the 2018 model of @JordanSchlansky, tonight at 10pm on TBS. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Bad news: Trump’s border wall has already experienced a serious breach: https://t.co/oqcwEmjbre — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
In Hell, the radio is only the Kars for Kids commercials. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Want some juicy Hollywood gossip? After three drinks, I sometimes mispronounce “Charlize Theron.” — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I just saw a cloud that looked exactly like my father withholding his approval. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Last night, the portraits of Washington and Jefferson quietly snuck out of the White House. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
When I was a kid I thought by now we’d be living on the moon and zipping around in flying cars and sleeping in the same room as your wife. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
After seeing how Ivanka is treated in the press, I’m so grateful I decided against hiring my daughter then asking h… https://t.co/osIUzefJuw — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Trump just made his own shadow sign an NDA. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
My son asked if I’d take him to see Sherlock Gnomes and I told him, “Gnome thanks.” I’ve been waiting for a high-five for three days now. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
My son pranked me early this morning with the old “sledgehammer to the back of the head.” — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
At this year’s White House Easter Egg Roll, the winning child gets to fire the Trump Cabinet member of their choice. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
The new TIME cover just reminded me that all his movies are now available ON BLU-RAY! https://t.co/ZFFMsJYY5M — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
President Trump didn't just call Roseanne to congratulate her on her sitcom. He wanted to know if she'd be next up for Secretary of State. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Coming soon to theaters nowhere: "Due Buffoni" starring @jordanschlansky and Conan O'Brien. #ConanItaly premieres A… https://t.co/1uPhml76Ov — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
The only thing I don’t love about those “Medieval Times” restaurants is how you die at age 30. — PolitiTweet.org
