Conan O'Brien

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Can we make ie and ei interchangeable so that no matter what, I never misspell recieve? — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Doesn’t every single picture of Michael Cohen look like he’s saying, “Oh, we’re not allowed to do that?” — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I'm confused - if Obama won a Nobel Peace Prize, shouldn't Trump be trying to dismantle the entire Peace Prize industry? — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Please no spoilers for 1) #TheAmericansFX and 2) #TheAmericansUS, if you know what's going to happen to us. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Did you know if you follow Rudy Giuliani on Twitter, it will suggest you also follow several twitter accounts promoting rabies awareness? — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

If Trump wins a Nobel Peace Prize, I bet he’ll try to trade it in for an Emmy. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

My Mom always says “homemade gifts are the best.” Hope she enjoys the meth. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

This Mother's Day, give the gift that says "yesterday was Mother's Day". — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

“Wabbit AGAIN?! I’m weaving you.” -Elmer Fudd’s wife — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

My son asked me why I was wearing sunglasses in the house and I told him "to block the son.” Now I have to pay for therapy. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

When we give each other a thumbs up, it's our way of mocking every other animal on earth. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Twitter has been abuzz over Selena Gomez’s spray tan at the Met Gala. In other news, we may be having a nuclear war with Iran. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I just heard that the emails telling Tesla customers their cars will be delayed by 2 years have been delayed by 5 years. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

This #July4th, show service members we have their backs. Get your #USO tee today: https://t.co/10PbjVzsEy.… https://t.co/lE8N52nC5c — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

The Boy Scouts are dropping the word 'Boy' from their name and within seconds my dad called me to say, "Looks like… https://t.co/S2FGzvEack — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I'm just sitting here by my computer, waiting for Kanye to weigh in on the Irish. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I told my neighbor Greg to check out "Avengers: Infinity War" and now I see it's breaking box office records so YOU'RE WELCOME, MARVEL. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Nothing to worry about, Trump’s doctor just inspected Kanye and says he’s “perfectly normal.” — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Watch Bill Hader and I fight Tron elks and bass players in #GodofWar. #CluelessGamer https://t.co/fxQryNm3T4 — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Farewell to Trump lawyer Ty Cobb. May you enjoy the rest of your days perfecting trick shots in Reno, Nevada billia… https://t.co/bSwNatETC5 — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I need to get an optometrist who doesn’t ask, “Better view of a meaningless world racked by cruelty and madness like this, or like this?” — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I wish the billboard of me with the giant penis on my forehead was graffiti. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I bet we can get Trump to resign with an offer of an Apprentice reboot. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

In preparation for Infinity War I'm watching every Chris Hemsworth movie, even the one where he plays a computer ha… https://t.co/N2n2fqJNrk — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Ford has announced they will discontinue making the Taurus. @Smithsonian call me if you’re interested in my now pri… https://t.co/GDH834gaKC — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Steven Yeun and I in the same DMZ building where today’s Korean summit took place. You’re right, Historians, we mad… https://t.co/ZnIppeXcKC — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Don’t forget to leave your clocks alone this Sunday. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

As my father used to say, a frown is just a smile that's been rotated 180 degrees on its x axis, assuming the origi… https://t.co/8g1NUSTAUq — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I save money on cheese by only trapping mice in a prison of their tortured memories. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Alexa, stop watching me shower. — PolitiTweet.org