Conan O'Brien

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

HEY SHARK TANK! Pumpkin Spice Lotto. You're welcome. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

The original Big Bird has retired from Sesame Street. I’m told he was delicious. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Trump's reaction to the story about Khashoggi in the Saudi consulate reminds me of when we agreed to let Dahmer inv… https://t.co/A14O7E75Qu — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Now that Canada has legalized marijuana, maybe Canadians will finally mellow out. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

For Halloween, I’m going as a newspaper. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I was just the victim of identity theft, but when the thief realized who it was, said, “Actually I’m good.” — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Hard to believe it’s been almost three days without the announcement of a new Star Wars movie. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Social media use among the young is getting worse. Latest research: 1 out of 3 teenagers today IS a phone. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

It’s a bad sign that in order to vote in Georgia you have to prove you subscribe to The Golf Channel. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Kanye is in my office and he won’t leave. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

We apparently have just over 10 years to reverse the catastrophic effects of climate change. But first - we dance! — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

When I eat raisins, I feel like I'm chomping up some grape's grandmother. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

.@TeamCoco is producing the very funny @veitchtweets' stand-up special next week in LA. Sign up for free tickets @ https://t.co/zDvkvX4aTH — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

May start a talent agency. First client - that dog in "A Star is Born." — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

It’s weird that both the Earth and I have about 30 years left. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

FUN FACT: no facts are actually fun! — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I want to open a Buddhist bakery that specializes in nothing bagels. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I read that shaving your legs helps you swim faster, so now, I just have to go back in time and convince the guys w… https://t.co/Vkrv9sW0zl — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

67 million Americans don’t speak English at home. This includes my family because we don’t say a word to each other. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

a triple thread. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

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In the business, — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Get ready for the podcast NPR called, "not for us." Check out the teaser for "Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend." Premie… https://t.co/0UyMCWZB1z — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

This is the THIRD time I've found Jeff Goldblum in a box of Kellogg's Raisin Bran. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Neil Da Grass Try Some is my favorite weed strain that makes you good at astrophysics. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Evergreen tweet: I love a blue spruce. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

My wife hasn’t touched me since the election. She took Gore’s loss pretty hard. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

We're getting to a place where the Supreme Court seems less respectable than the Taco Bell Crunchwrap Supreme. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I’m going to delay my Kavanaugh tweet for a week. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Tickets for my 18-city stand-up tour are on sale now @ https://t.co/JERw0JAX9l #ConanAndFriends https://t.co/5BJGGQYGem — PolitiTweet.org