Conan O'Brien

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I already knew Kim and Pete broke up because Alex Jones’s lawyer sent me their text messages. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I managed to get booked on my wife's podcast. I was her 8th choice. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Now I’m glad I turned down the role of Batgirl. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Huge thanks to my fan Kristy for informing me about a Facebook page for people who think I'm "bangable." https://t.co/N1kmA7oaTd — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Hear me chat with one of the only cast members from #TheOffice who didn't intern for me, @bjnovak. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/fsXwzgbD7Q — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Bill Tull, our prop master extraordinaire for 28 years, died this morning. We always asked the impossible of Bill, sometimes minutes before showtime, and he always delivered. He was a warrior and a legend. Rest In Peace, Bill, and eternal thanks. https://t.co/DpOMU6Bo0L — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

The White House now says it’s only a recession if you see a salamander wearing a top hat. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

My very talented wife, Liza, has a new history podcast that I absolutely love. https://t.co/2sZxTvkOne — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Had a blast chatting with @nikkiglaser about living with her parents, getting heckled by a Pence supporter, and how she thinks I'd do on #FBOYIsland. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/LZ9w6QWAwS — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Who wore it better? https://t.co/HviRjbxlON — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

To all the girls in high school who thought I was a loser: how did you know? — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Personally, I think Elon Musk looks pretty tan. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

My assistant, @SonaMov, wrote a book called "World's Worst Assistant" and here I am promoting it. Nothing makes sense anymore. https://t.co/DICnhZrWmk — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Spending time with @SteveYeun always does me well. Hear us chat about his journey on #TWD, our trip to Korea, and #NopeMovie @ https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/Vyrpffg2bI — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

My wife’s only two Google alerts are for “husband life expectancy” and “burner phone reviews.” — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

It’s none of your business why my Ring doorbell only films people’s feet. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Wow, my assistant @SonaMov is having three events next week to promote her new book "The World’s Worst Assistant." If you’re in Seattle, SF, or LA, go meet the lovely Sona and ask her how many edibles she had for breakfast. https://t.co/WBWwbpfFm5 https://t.co/rsDQ95BdXM — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Just read the world population is about to pass 8 billion, which helps put “1,802 retweets” in perspective. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Waiting for the articles reporting half the country hates the Webb Telescope photos. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Was presented with a marshmallow effigy of myself and immediately demanded to see it burn in flames. #ChillChums https://t.co/y02VdFhhyX — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

My stupid meter was blowing up throughout this interview. Thanks for the laughs @DanaCarvey. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/i2r40o89Kf — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Excited to announce I’ve been named the fourth Haim sister. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

We should refer to this period in history simply as “The Circumstances.” https://t.co/7cugf2t5D8 — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Happy Birthday Declaration of Independence--you may be older, but you’re aging much better than the Constitution. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Was a pleasure to chat with Taylor Tomlinson about imposter syndrome, growing up religious, and cruise ship comedy. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/rBNh6ql9Uj — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

One of my favorite comedy writers is also a great cartoonist. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I just ate 36 hot dogs and can see the face of God. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Got together with Jack White to chat about Bond theme songs, eccentric upholstery projects, and his album #FearOfTheDawn. https://t.co/pfOk23nSHZ https://t.co/L1cLAHsOxT — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I just called the Emmy people and told them they need to find me 11,000 votes. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Just saw Crypto.​com Arena on Zillow for $100. — PolitiTweet.org