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Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I’ll be sending this out as my holiday card this year. Apologies to my family. #ConanAndFriends https://t.co/Z0USWJLW6x — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Simple way to get my kids to brush their teeth and do their homework: if they don't, they have to be a guest on my podcast. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I rented a new family while I was in Japan. Yes, you can do that there. Check it out and then tune in to… https://t.co/zjVEaEPGX7 — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
It evens out, because most climate scientists can't believe Trump is president. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
More like Paul Manafucked, am I right? (CONAN EXTENDS HIGH 5 HAND, WALKS THE EARTH IN SEARCH OF CONTACT, RECEIVES N… https://t.co/ZXckEqqcu7 — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Someone visiting Ireland sent me this photo of an ancient bog person. It looks just like me when I forget to moist… https://t.co/6cJZCdZ5oJ — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
RT @ConanOBrien: .@IMKristenBell gave me some great advice about friendship and face lift tape. https://t.co/9Po0LyTBd1 — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
.@IMKristenBell gave me some great advice about friendship and face lift tape. https://t.co/9Po0LyTBd1 — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Product idea: honey, packaged inside a little human, but with a bear chasing it. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Every time I see a giant pink bouncy castle going up in my neighbor’s back yard, I’m reminded that he still has my giant pink bouncy castle. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I don’t need to buy anything on Black Friday, I just want to get in a fistfight at Bed Bath and Beyond to feel alive. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
RT @ConanOBrien: Will Ferrell sat down for the premiere episode of my new podcast. If you like Will Ferrell and Conan O’Brien but hate our… — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Having an authentic Thanksgiving celebration this year. I’m giving my family smallpox. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Do you think Abe Lincoln would have declared Thanksgiving a national holiday if he knew it would mean the Lions play every year? — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Fun fact: the guy who had the idea for turducken was watching porn at the time. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I bet a part of Mueller is also hoping this thing wraps up soon so he doesn't miss the next season of Game of Thrones. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Please, show some respect and use its full name: "Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald: The Plight of Scaman… https://t.co/OdMWIjoPW7 — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
In my experience, an apple a day keeps Hugh Jackman away, but, no, I can't confirm that they're connected. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Will Ferrell sat down for the premiere episode of my new podcast. If you like Will Ferrell and Conan O’Brien but ha… https://t.co/IaHXw6qMCD — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
This is my favorite time of year: every Sunday, the boys come over, we order hot wings and watch "Love Actually." — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I was just adopted by this bachelorette party in Austin. #girlsweekend https://t.co/EvSxGc54D5 — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
In Texas, this is a light breakfast. #ConanAndFriends https://t.co/ThjsHBZh8H — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
This is the 47th wedding I’ve ruined. When I hit 50 I can retire. #ConanAndFriends https://t.co/RroiPVFp1m — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Studies show young people are having less sex than previous generations. I knew I was ahead of my time. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
On my tour, I’m selling these limited edition posters by @kiiarens. Ah, I was such a sweet young girl.… https://t.co/bIvbw4j1z8 — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
When Lou Dobbs said illegals were coming into our country to vote, maybe he was thinking of this comedy bit we shot: https://t.co/FNJnY7YqDV — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Either the barista got my name *really* wrong, or I just drank Erica’s mochaccino. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
RT @BillSimmons: New BS Podcast: a long, overdue hang w/ @ConanOBrien on SNL, The Simpsons, funniest people, Ted Williams, Greg Daniels, th… — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Just had my first non-Tootsie Roll breakfast since Halloween. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Terrible office scheduling here. Somehow, Bring Your Dog to Work Day is on the same day as Wear Steak Pants to Work Day. — PolitiTweet.org