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Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
"Salt Fat Acid Heat" is a cooking show on Netflix AND my 4 step process to get this hair. https://t.co/QFrllfZZvO — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
In their rebuttal, Pelosi and Schumer accused Trump of “manufacturing a crisis.” In fairness, Trump did promise to bring back manufacturing. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
The only time I regret having 3 cats is fairly often. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I just booked our summer vacation to Japan. My kids can’t wait to go whaling. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
When Larry Flynt dies, will his family discover a stash of New Yorker magazines in the back of his closet? — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Two legendary podcasters meet again. https://t.co/9Po0LyTBd1 https://t.co/pX472SkWW6 — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Do you think Trump would agree to an emotional wall? — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I just got a robocall asking me to host the Oscars. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I just snuck 3.2 ounces of fluid past the TSA- this government shutdown needs to end now. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
The first post of "New Year, New Me." https://t.co/eYcw1Wnrtu — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Is it possible the stock market keeps fluctuating so much because there’s a cat sitting on its keyboard? — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
If you enjoyed Birdbox or Bandersnatch and are thirsty for more horror on Netflix, watch me attempt salsa dancing i… https://t.co/XmrWQuqLKM — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
It's 2019 but Michael Cohen is still writing "For Hush Money" on all his checks. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Looking forward to another rocking New Year’s Eve with Ryan Seacrest, which is what I named my full body pillow. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Auld Lang Syne: because why not start 2019 with a sad dirge written by a Scotsman in 1788? — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I forced @peteholmes to tell jokes lawyers made him cut from his HBO special. Now he’s suing me. Listen @ … https://t.co/JNkk4RfRZo — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Well, we can all agree on one thing: 2018 was the year that is the most recent. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
My Worst of the Year list, 2018: 1. Everything 2. All of it 3. "Grain bowls" — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Trump was right about running the government like one of his businesses - the employees don’t get paid. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
30 years ago if you told me New York was going to legalize marijuana, I would have said, “that’s funky fresh!” beca… https://t.co/IlZ0P8fKDv — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Build! That! Mall! (Long Island, New York chant) — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
An adaptation of "A Christmas Carol" where a depressed Scrooge shocks the Ghost of Christmas Future by rejoicing at… https://t.co/Ttx9oTHfNa — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
The last door of a really good Advent calendar holds insulin. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Steve Mnuchin just called my son and told him the markets have plenty of liquidity. Now my son is crying. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Christmas Eve Poll Do wives like getting 7-11 gift cards for Christmas? — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
You know who's hilarious and on my podcast? @iamwandasykes. Plus, we got to bond over murder shows and barge cruise… https://t.co/dh6rVm5Z6t — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Pretty soon, the only people left in Trump's original cabinet will be Ivanka, Jared, and the tic-tac-toe playing ch… https://t.co/Uj47wKcLxB — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
“He sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake.” Santa is your cellmate. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Pitch: HBO's "Ballers," but for competitive cup stackers. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
To me, nothing says Christmas like a person saying the word "Christmas". — PolitiTweet.org
