Conan O'Brien

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

New Yorker cartoon idea: an all-dog business meeting, and one of them says "Smell me out." — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

It was a rare honor to finally interview the great Robert Caro. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/gzrGnxXpgg — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Bernie Sanders and Joe Biden should run together. I’d love to see America with mandatory 4PM naps. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Over the weekend, my parents admitted they wouldn’t have taken me in the first round. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I don’t think Russia will try to hack our election again, or hack anything for that matter, Russia very nice good democracy have for to support America! — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I can't believe this Avengers movie will be the last one before the next one comes out. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Just listened to "Cuz I Love You" by Lizzo and I've decided to pretend she's crying about me. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

My least-favorite comeback of all time: measles. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

RT @BetterMakeRoom: #CollegeSigningDay is coming, and we’re pumped! Get ready to celebrate all of the hard work that got you to this point—… — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Is one presidential candidate per voter really such a bad idea? — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Now that he’s shaved his beard, I’m still not mistaken for Jason Momoa. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

.@TigNotaro was obsessed with drawing Civil War portraits when she was a little girl. That fact alone makes me want to be her friend. https://t.co/MhtsEaJS9S https://t.co/3EyRUKt6fJ — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I hope I'm not the only person at Easter Mass dressed as Arya Stark. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

A detail lost in the story of Jesus: how frequently, and early in the day he began turning water into wine. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I’m surprised no one mentioned the Special Counsel Report’s margins are full of Mueller’s attempts to draw the Van Halen logo. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

For anyone still having trouble saying my name, here's a helpful tip: It's pronounced "Cone-Edge-Edge" — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I worry that the release of The Mueller Report is going to overshadow the fact that it’s Melissa Joan Hart’s birthday. #HappyBirthdayMelissaJoanHart — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Why can’t Beyonce drop the Mueller report? — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Watch the first nine minutes of #ConanAustralia and tune in to @TBSNetwork tonight @ 10/9c to watch my latest travel special. https://t.co/uEXYStejfZ — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Cheers to my Australian and American crews. #ConanAustralia would not have been possible without these fine mates. Episode airs TONIGHT at 10pm on @TBSNetwork https://t.co/YCL5nGxRHA — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Am I the only one still doing Elizabeth Holmes' voice in the shower? — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I'm just chillin', waiting to be asked to play Prince Harry in Season 16 of The Crown. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

.@pattonoswalt stopped by to talk about comedy, cereal, and badly written porn spam. https://t.co/MhtsEaJS9S https://t.co/IOH0sOCp42 — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Just to see the bumper stickers, I’m rooting for the ticket of Buttigieg/Hickenlooper in 2020. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Am I the only one who thinks we should respect the Black Hole’s privacy? — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I think I saw The Rise of Skywalker two years ago on Pornhub? — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Oh well. Checks and balances had a good run. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Free and Available Tinder Bio: “Got Shingles and Ready to Mingles” — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Million dollar idea: print the Democratic primary ballot on CVS receipts. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

.@nicolebyer is the opposite of me in every way and I love her for it. https://t.co/MhtsEaJS9S https://t.co/IBoXyZ03Lm — PolitiTweet.org