Conan O'Brien

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Sad Craigslist ad: “Seeking a second and third for a 3-way.” — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I'm wearing my USO T-shirt, the Official Uniform of the Military Supporter, to say thank you to our Armed Forces. You can get your shirt by donating to @the_USO today: https://t.co/y4t1mMfu0g #USOSupporter https://t.co/EoNGeDIgXk — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I’m starting to think I missed my window on having a rat tail. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

They’ve announced the names for this year’s hurricanes. Once again, no Kanye, Apple or Conan. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

It was a thrill to talk with @HowardStern about his new book and the evolution of his long career. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/DOKxZZ4vPv — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I had no idea you could just tell Congress “no.” Good luck getting me to pay that parking ticket, City of Santa Monica. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

A big part of me is hoping the upcoming “Bill & Ted” sequel is just the two of them watching “John Wick 3” and constantly saying, “Whoa.” — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Always a joy to run into a legend. @alanalda https://t.co/mMLBwin3Z8 — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Cutting back on my meat intake because what if God turns out to be a gigantic condescending vegan? — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Just ran into one of my big tv crushes. @jameelajamil https://t.co/lAnjaX0C87 — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

When I was a kid watching "The Carol Burnett Show," no one made me laugh harder than Tim Conway. What a sweet and effortlessly funny man. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

When we die, all the concert footage we’ve shot on our phones flashes before our eyes. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I know I’m late to the party but I just flew to NY and finally had a chance to binge-watch Tim Robinson’s sketch show. DAMNIT— what a delightfully hilarious, insane show. How do I get a job there? #TimRobinson #IThinkYouShouldLeave — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

How to get a Netflix special the hard way: do stand up for a decade The easy way: be a serial killer — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Bill Hader is a giggling fool and a hilarious multi-talented gentleman. He'll never be on the podcast again. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/0wKiSfqK0U — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

If I look hungover it’s because this year, Mother’s Day and Cinco de Mayo were only 7 days apart. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I just had to tell my wife I’ve never heard of something called a “Mother’s Day Hall Pass.” — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I just heard that Netflix has given a full-series order to my neighbor's Ring Doorbell Camera. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Anyone else keep forgetting they like lentils? — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

RT @alfranken: Since I left, I’ve had so many folks ask me to re-enter the fray. Well, check out The Al Franken Podcast by going to iTunes… — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I don’t need alcohol to have an angry unpredictable time. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

New tweet, who dis? — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

It was a joy to talk with @jimmykimmel about his career, competition in late night, and his love of feeding people. https://t.co/pfOk23nSHZ https://t.co/U9eDbM8DtB — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

It was a joy to talk with @jimmykimmel about his career, competition in late night, and his love of feeding people. https://t.co/d6u1DgmEZt https://t.co/h4poCiPq4q — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

TV is all dragons and hearings nowadays. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

The horse favored to win the Kentucky Derby had to pull out of the race. Apparently, someone dug up some of his homophobic tweets. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I hate to get political on here, but if they're the Super Mario Bros, then isn't Mario their last name? So it's Mario Mario and Luigi Mario? Anyway, end farm subsidies. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

My new credit card gives me 2% cash back on 102% of my purchases. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I told my therapist, "I just want to be as happy as a Trader Joe's cashier." — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Over 450 supporters of Beto O'Rourke have also donated to Pete Buttigieg. They're making their checks out to "Any Young White Guy." — PolitiTweet.org