Profile Image

Conan O'Brien

@ConanOBrien ↗

Deleted tweet detection is currently running at reduced capacity due to changes to the Twitter API. Some tweets that have been deleted by the tweet author may not be labeled as deleted in the PolitiTweet interface.

Showing page 50 of 180.

Profile Image

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Breaking: This year’s Nobel Peace Prize will go to the leader who killed the least people. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted June 15, 2019
Profile Image

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

For the record--if the Russian government ever contacts me about anything, or if I see a spider, I call the FBI. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted June 14, 2019
Profile Image

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I’m going to Ghana to shoot our next “Conan Without Borders” special and I’m bringing @SamRichardson with me. https://t.co/de58XT8ZFd #ConanGhana — PolitiTweet.org

Posted June 14, 2019
Profile Image

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I DVR’d the US Women’s soccer game against Thailand. No spoilers! — PolitiTweet.org

Posted June 13, 2019
Profile Image

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I heard the Grim Reaper is now on anti-depressants. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted June 12, 2019
Profile Image

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

.@billyeichner joined me for a high-stakes game of "Crash Team Racing Nitro-Fueled." https://t.co/0wlWHM8El2 #CluelessGamer — PolitiTweet.org

Posted June 12, 2019
Profile Image

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I’ve been having a hard time convincing my wife that I’m not a robocall. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted June 11, 2019
Profile Image

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I'm very excited today to welcome on my podcast one of the twelve funniest Canadians alive. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/A0czvpWd4H — PolitiTweet.org

Posted June 10, 2019
Profile Image

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Good news, I just got my Fast Pass for Mount Everest. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted June 9, 2019
Profile Image

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Look, there are enough NBA free agency rumors swirling already, but let me just say this - Clippers? I'm available. https://t.co/qfQIyx98nH — PolitiTweet.org

Posted June 8, 2019
Profile Image

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

If opinions are like assholes, I need to start bleaching my opinions. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted June 7, 2019
Profile Image

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I #WearOrange for National Gun Violence Awareness Day. https://t.co/l1Mqum4c3a — PolitiTweet.org

Posted June 7, 2019
Profile Image

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

People will get used to the new Apple Mac Pro which looks like a cheese grater. I'm sending this from a Dell that looks like a garlic press. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted June 6, 2019
Profile Image

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Should I get the new Macbook Pro, Macbook Air, iPad Pro, or just see how my kids are doing? — PolitiTweet.org

Posted June 5, 2019
Profile Image

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Last night's Jeopardy was the most watched episode in 14 years. I have to say, it was very cathartic to finally watch a white man lose to an overqualified woman. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted June 4, 2019
Profile Image

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Win or lose at least the Toronto Raptors know they have healthcare. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted June 4, 2019
Profile Image

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

The brilliant @Hannahgadsby stopped by my podcast to talk about her groundbreaking special "Nanette," the pitfalls of self-deprecation, and what's next for her. https://t.co/MhtsEaJS9S https://t.co/CmHOciKhTB — PolitiTweet.org

Posted June 3, 2019
Profile Image

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Shark Tank idea: a microwave that will self-destruct if someone tries to use it to cook fish. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted June 2, 2019
Profile Image

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

If you’re a candidate trying to beat Trump in 2020, take away his greatest weapon by changing your name to “Lil Lyin Crookednuts.” — PolitiTweet.org

Posted June 1, 2019
Profile Image

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Just programmed my Alexa to order a pizza if I shout incoherently for more than 10 seconds — PolitiTweet.org

Posted May 31, 2019
Profile Image

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

When God closes a Gryffindor, He opens a Grindylow. #HarryPotter #SorryNotSorry — PolitiTweet.org

Posted May 30, 2019
Profile Image

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Tough week, just found out my wife and I pronounce "gif" differently. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted May 29, 2019
Profile Image

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

We just lost Edmund Morris, a great historian of Theodore Roosevelt and Ronald Reagan. I was lucky enough to interview him a few years ago and he will be missed. https://t.co/0DSCGgZImP — PolitiTweet.org

Posted May 28, 2019
Profile Image

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Throwback Monday to the best crowd ever, the troops stationed at Al Udeid AFB in Qatar. #MemorialDay https://t.co/n6MZhGCG4Q — PolitiTweet.org

Posted May 27, 2019
Profile Image

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I grew up listening to @BobNewhart records and was honored to have him on my podcast. It's one of the funniest episodes we've done. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/9XSlwGNrVY — PolitiTweet.org

Posted May 27, 2019
Profile Image

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I can’t be the only one writing Lester Holt fan fiction. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted May 26, 2019
Profile Image

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I’ll bet the minute John Wick enters a building, no one is more upset than its cleaning staff. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted May 25, 2019
Profile Image

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

This person is starting a band and they need, well, EVERYTHING. https://t.co/LWqdQAT0Tm — PolitiTweet.org

Posted May 25, 2019
Profile Image

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Texas Chainsaw Massacre = Movie Florida Chainsaw Massacre = Headline — PolitiTweet.org

Posted May 24, 2019
Profile Image

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Psst…cars are just bigger shopping carts. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted May 23, 2019