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Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Just saw a Real Housewife burst into flames. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Think of the viewing time we could save if they just made one series, “House of Game of the Lord of Thrones of the Dragon Rings.” — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I got the app that translates your cat’s meows into English. Turns out all she says is “fuck you, asshole.” — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Just collided with this lovely young woman at the supermarket while she’s listening to my podcast. So I guess I interrupted me? https://t.co/8P1FZ4mAYp — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Just got to Burning Man and it’s already a 90-minute wait for the Orgy Dome :( — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Had a great time chatting with a fan from Uganda about cows, technology, and his wife's love/hate relationship with me. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/DpXjNbcFDq — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I offered to become Luke Wilson's wingman. Hear his reaction @ https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/NZbgdiqKav — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Hey @POTUS, now do gambling debts. Please, these guys have my cat. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
As luck would have it, my beach body won’t be ready until ski parka season. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Congrats to Harry Styles, his 15 shows at MSG narrowly beats my record of attending 14 shows at MSG. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Hey doctors, how about some habits for a shorter life. Let’s get this over with. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I finally chatted with a fan who rode a (probably stolen) motorcycle around the world. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/jx3zM8zxEX — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I've taken it upon myself to help @nicolebyer find a partner. Requirements include: a good sense of humor, big hands, and a "kind" dick. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/xhJUK9mkoq — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Will I understand “House of the Dragon” if I haven’t seen “House of Gucci”? — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Tom Brady is locked in my basement until he signs two thousand footballs. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I’m at a kid’s birthday party and the entertainment is a shirtless Adam Driver on a horse. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Hey, my eyes are up here. No that’s too high. Too low. Too high again. Forget it. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Nobody asked, so here it is: a brand new remote with Jordan Schlansky! https://t.co/zLp8Sp0Kwi — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
RT @TeamCoco: ⚠️ ATTN: NYC ⚠️ #CONAF is coming to the @nycomedyfest! Get your presale tickets for both @beacontheatre shows by using code… — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Hear my $900 improvised therapy session with Aubrey Plaza (@evilhag) @ https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/B1MUU0I2AZ — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
.@Beyonce, last chance to join me in a duet for my album of Irish dance tunes. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
@Beyonce, last chance to join me in a duet for my album of Irish dance tunes. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
@Beyonce, last chance to join me in a duet for my album of Irish dance tunes. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Right now the FBI is Googling how to get ketchup off sensitive documents. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
A flight attendant just asked me to change my seat because “your head is making the plane imbalanced.” — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
More think pieces on how to properly cook salmon, please. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Talked to a 911 operator on my podcast. I'm still not sure if he called us or if we called him. https://t.co/2VflCmLc4C — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I wonder if the FBI found all of his burner toilets. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
In true form, @realjeffreyross began this interview by roasting me. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/WVBr7Yn2im — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
The car warranty bots stopped calling and now I’m nervous I did something to hurt their feelings. — PolitiTweet.org
