Conan O'Brien

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Five words I never expected to hear as an American: “We really pissed off Denmark.” #ConanGreenland — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

One thing I wouldn't have predicted about Greenland: Very small population but 37 Blockbuster Videos. #ConanGreenland — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Mission accomplished. Details to come. #ConanGreenland https://t.co/CfZI1Ibxde — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I’m going to make you proud, papa! #ConanGreenland https://t.co/Pn0UzcnNcw — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Good news, President Trump —Greenland has a golf course. Bad news, no golf carts, so enjoy your one hole. #ConanGreenland https://t.co/uptMpGMOhI — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

.@realDonaldTrump, I came up with a whole new MAGA hat just for Greenland. #ConanGreenland https://t.co/HK0EHQiPME — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I lost a small black rock. Has anyone seen it? #ConanGreenland https://t.co/r5Y1rCAzJi — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Update: Found a local realtor and Greenland is on the market! #ConanGreenland https://t.co/nseOkbLwBj — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

In Greenland, I’ve become the beautiful woman I always knew I could be. #ConanGreenland https://t.co/kzwRDXzua9 — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Update on the Greenland purchase. #ConanGreenland https://t.co/2Zy2V8gOeC — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

.@realDonaldTrump, I’m in Greenland and just found this statue. No wonder you’re obsessed with this country. #ConanGreenland https://t.co/qRJzyWxkRj — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Just landed in Greenland. Negotiations have begun! #ConanGreenland https://t.co/YDAKV03ob4 — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I started reading that Norwegian Air is ending all flights to Ireland but the headline was becoming so white I had to stop reading from the glare. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

If you hated the first term of the Trump presidency, wait ’til the third! — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

.@realDonaldTrump wants to buy Greenland and I'm heading there to help negotiate the deal. https://t.co/ayZ6cNVCcO #ConanGreenland — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Not much action today on my Reddit Ask Me Nothing. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

This “deep fake” technology is getting eerie. Today I spent fifteen minutes watching an Aerosmith concert, only to discover it was just a video of someone’s scarf collection. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

A Baptist college is kicking out a student who is transitioning. They’re becoming a Methodist. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

The realism of the stunts in Hobbs & Shaw was vetted by respected physics professors Cornellius Fast and Deborah Ginsburg-Furious. — PolitiTweet.org

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I may have to go to Greenland now and kick the tires on this deal. #ConanGreenland — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Preseason football: the best time to see if that guy who works at your local Petco can return a punt. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

RT @TeamCoco: #TBT: In 1999, Conan and Andy pitched their show idea to Aaron Spelling. https://t.co/QWWoS1eHB8 #Conan25 https://t.co/vdQq9F… — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

People who support the Endangered Species Act haven’t tasted my Bald Eagle Soufflé. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

If I were an extraterrestrial living on Earth, I’d hide in Area 52. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Sure fire way to get out of jury duty: answer all questions with Austin Powers’ “Oh behave!” — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

RT @TeamCoco: Celebrate the 31st anniversary of "Mac and Me" by watching the first time Paul Rudd pulled his signature prank on Conan. http… — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Just saw Hobbes & Shaw. Had no idea their full names were Eleanor Hobbes and Mort Shaw. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Hard to pick just one, but of all the seafood-based beverages available at gas stations, my favorite has to be Clamato. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Cool Lifehack: It's possible to imagine Idris Elba as James Bond WHENEVER YOU WANT, WHEREVER YOU ARE. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

No fair —I invented the “But first, coffee” slogan, only mine was “But first, consider all options very carefully.” — PolitiTweet.org