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Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
But in all sincerity, sometimes that actually just is what she said. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
There is not a single executive in my career that I admire more than Rick Ludwin, and I will not see his like again. https://t.co/YXgXT5QAQM — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Come for the “Mac and Me” backstory, stay for Paul Rudd's pornographic how-to on marinating chicken breasts. https://t.co/pfOk23nSHZ https://t.co/RA5NX8D8tI — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Come for the "Mac and Me" backstory, stay for Paul Rudd's pornographic how-to on marinating chicken breasts. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
When a Lyft driver offers you a mint, it’s “good service.” But somehow it’s “not cool” when I offer all my passengers a rotisserie chicken. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Doughnuts’ ring-shape was originally invented in 1847, by an American baker who was looking for a better way to have sex with cake. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Support injured Veterans via @HomesForOurTrps by bidding on tickets to my show and autographed swag. https://t.co/v9xZ26TayE #HFOTcelebauction — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I bought a high-end slow cooker. Today, I made Easter dinner for the year 2027. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Watch me explore Ghana with @SamRichardson, meet Ashanti royalty, and fight a dinosaur bird tonight @ 10/9c on @TBSNetwork. https://t.co/goZ2H1DKD0 #ConanGhana — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I saw "T.I." and "hymen" trending and had to google them both. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I can list every United States President in order of wingspan, said the man who thought birds were Presidents. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Paying for a boxing gym seems crazy to me--if you want to learn how to fight, just grab the last free pizza bagel sample at Costco. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I talked to the great @NeilYoungNYA about his new album and that time I accidentally attempted a guitar solo in front of him. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/SskZMUa7WF — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Bernie Sanders is like if a regular old senator got bit by a radioactive hippie. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Just got invited to meet the Pope, until the person on the phone realized I was the talk show host Conan, and not the hero dog, Conan. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
ISIS has chosen its new leader. Nice job, Linkedin. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
If you’ve got left-overs from Halloween, here’s a tip: Candy Corn makes an excellent chowder. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I think for Halloween I’ll go with what I dressed up as last year, Dayton, Ohio Comptroller Mel Hindman. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Give a dog a bone, he'll eat for a day. Teach a dog to bone, that's a federal offense you freak. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
On his new album Kanye West says “Christ” so often he sounds like my Dad trying to fix our toilet. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
That dog is clearly the better "Conan" — I wish her a speedy recovery! https://t.co/7BVIaybve6 — PolitiTweet.org
James LaPorta @JimLaPorta
Hearing from Defense Department sources that Conan, the dog wounded from the special operations #Syria raid which… https://t.co/KQTIMhmMIv
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I opened my soul to Zach Galifianakis on this podcast and he took a dump on it. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/OBDDt5iInd — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I’ve aged just like a fine wine: most of you forgot I'm in your basement. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I just binge watched the first five episodes of Unscrupulent last night and it's easily the best show I've ever made up in my mind. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Hey kids, it’s very simple: don’t trick or treat at my house if you don’t like quinoa clusters. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Serious question: when did the Dark Web and the normal one switch places? — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I had the privilege of meeting #DeathStranding creator @Kojima_Hideo at his top-secret production offices in Tokyo. https://t.co/f3TQLvo5RK — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
House Republicans stormed my show and demanded to be part of the proceedings. https://t.co/hJWX1Id83u — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
House Republicans stormed my show tonight and demanded to be part of the proceedings. https://t.co/hJWX1Id83u — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
In California, a book club has been meeting for 65 years. They finally finished “Infinite Jest.” — PolitiTweet.org
