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Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Now that Prince Harry and Duchess Meghan live in Vancouver, British Columbia should change its name to “Sick of Being British” Columbia. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Some personal news: I've just been cast as "middle-age Prince Harry" on an upcoming season of The Crown. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I apologize in advance for pulling all of the attention away from the NBA All-Star game with these truly hilarious comedians. https://t.co/FVscb9zgCn — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
One positive side of this whole impeachment mess - we get to see how big CNN can make their homepage font. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Weirdly comforting to know that @realdonaldtrump's tweets right now are coming to us from a Swiss toilet. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
When I look at Trump's lawyer Jay Sekulow, I see a man who likely makes a sport of sending meals back. https://t.co/cViXaSVW7D — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Mint Tea is a much better name than Mouthwash You Can Swallow. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Learn how Madonna inspired Catherine O'Hara's accent on @SchittsCreek and what @Realeugenelevy was up to during the first moon landing on the latest episode of my podcast. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/bXZcql3zwd — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
People say I’m “old” and “out of touch” but guess who just got his first iPod shuffle? — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
help, I'm trapped under my wife's weighted blanket — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Is it just me, or is your social security # also 475-00-792? — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Whose ass do I have to kiss to kiss an ass around here? — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
If you see the Mister Rogers movie, don’t forget to stay for the post-credits scene where he gets a life-changing visit from Nick Fury. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
New Years Resolutions last week: Drink less, Get fit, Spend more time with my kids. New Years Resolutions this week: Spend less time drinking around my fit kids. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
.@NikkiGlaser is a master at making me hilariously uncomfortable. Listen to our brutally honest and funny conversation. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/tRPVnLI0w3 — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Love those first 2 weeks of the year where the gym is packed with people I'll never see again because I don't go back. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
What if we mixed things up, and in a surprise move, sent Iran a bunch of those Harry & David pears? — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I miss slept-with-a-porn-star-and-tried-to-buy-Greenland Trump. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
We're now more than a week into the new year and I'm still writing VOID on all my checks. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I am thinking of all of the great friends I made in Australia last year. To help, here's a good way to donate. https://t.co/Gr0G42RV8p https://t.co/oTrnI25NaC — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Meatloaf of all people should know that the climate can change. He was once popular. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Pitched Charles Barkley my idea for a five-point shot that involves shooting from the other side of the court and a costume change. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/7RN90e4wyp — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Hopefully, Trump can get out of war with Iran by claiming bone spurs. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Got that experimental throat surgery that lets me sing barbershop quartets without having to make 3 friends. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
“If firemen fight fires, why don’t police officers fight other cops?” — me, moments before being dragged offstage at a comedy club. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Now that we have Baby Yoda and Baby Sonic can we please stop before we get to Baby That Creature from Pan’s Labyrinth? — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Every January 1st I think, “THIS is the year I break the curse that witch put on my hair.” — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
This was my favorite film of 2019 https://t.co/PI1S0Fp5Fi — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Loved talking to @alfranken about his many years at SNL, the infamous Fart Doctor sketch, and the time he made a Beatle stop playing the piano in the writers' room. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/146L1bpt9H — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
FUN FACT for you movie buffs, the original title for Star Wars: A New Hope was Space Squabble: A Fresh Dollop of Good Vibes. — PolitiTweet.org
