Conan O'Brien

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

My brother Luke caught this live in my studio and said it was one of the best performances he has ever seen. Thank you and God Bless, Coolio. https://t.co/6VHpdDL4hr — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

A lot of people think I’m a generous tipper, but that’s actually hush money. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

When I go to my dermatologist he seals off the office with yellow crime scene tape. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I was honored to chat with @billyeichner about the challenges he faced early in his career, being mentored by Joan Rivers, and his historic rom-com #BrosMovie. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/mhxxdI660g — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

RT @TeamCoco: Remembering Brian Reich: On a very special #InsideConan re-release, Mike and @jessiestwats chat with Brian where he told one… — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

You can now compost with human remains and I’ve already been asked to fertilize an orange grove. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

FYI: this doesn’t work for Scrabble. https://t.co/vKHyvURCY4 — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I’m a lifelong @RedSox fan, but it’s still a thrill to watch Aaron Judge (@thejudge44) chase Maris’ home run record. (Looking forward to my beat down at Logan Airport.) — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

My wife knows the only DM’s I slide into are my Denim Moccasins. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

In California, after 15 weeks the fetus is given a podcast. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I met a plastic surgeon who promised to give me a free Brazilian butt lift. https://t.co/F6seujrAmj https://t.co/aUIhjsWEsd — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I met a plastic surgeon who promised to give me a free Brazilian butt lift. https://t.co/F6seujrAmj — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Hear Jack McBrayer tell me to "please stop talking forever." https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/OZffCQysEN — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I am so saddened by the news that we’ve lost the hilarious Brian Reich. He was such an inventively funny and daring comedy writer and he gave our Late Night show so much brilliant silliness. My condolences to everyone who knew and loved Brian. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

If I die in Los Angeles, I promise my lying-in-state will be a drive through. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Nothing stops illegal immigration like flying you to our country’s most exclusive island. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Congratulations, @RogerFederer, on an incredible 24 year run. You’re now ready for podcasting. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Congratulations, @RodgerFederer, on an incredible 24 year run. You’re now ready for podcasting. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

RT @washingtonpost: Perspective by Conan O’Brien: Remembering Norm Macdonald, one year after the comic’s death https://t.co/HllCyCoYkE — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

My wife has cat-like reflexes— she hides under furniture when I’m around. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

29 years ago today, my late night talk show debuted. Hear the absurdly improbable story of how it all happened. https://t.co/AgZr28kMVO — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Leslie Jones may not give a shit about being my friend, but at least we squashed our beef. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr @Lesdoggg https://t.co/hLnam7wFik — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Same face I make every time I use an inkwell to sign headshots. https://t.co/QAZpoztI1x — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I have severe pain in my left shoulder and can’t decide which orthopedic surgeon to visit on TikTok. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Definitely meeting Thom Yorke for a juice in Tampa. https://t.co/cHJP6wkWMm — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Just experienced my first rolling blackout not caused by alcohol. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I think James Burrows has provided me with about 85,000 laughs in my lifetime. Glad he could stop by. https://t.co/pfOk236PFZ https://t.co/gguHxsTCTf — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

One of the Minions spit on me at the premiere for “Rise of Gru.” — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I’m throwing a Labor Day costume party and everyone came dressed as slutty Eugene V. Debs. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Beware Labor Day Eve, when roaming economists lower non-farm business sector productivity by .004%. — PolitiTweet.org