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Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I got together with a few friends today to record something silly to take your mind off things. Listen @… https://t.co/x4QC9quqcP — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
My doctor told me “no hugging” and “no personal contact.” Man, I’ve got the perfect family for the Coronavirus. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Lori Loughlin is wondering how the Coronavirus got into Princeton and her kid didn’t. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Laurie Loughlin is wondering how the Coronavirus got into Princeton and her kid didn’t. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
We swallow 8 spiders in our sleep every year, so can anyone REALLY say they're a vegan? — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I subscribe to Disney Minus - it's just that one scene of Bambi's mother dying. $99.99 a month. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Hear my conversation with the man who created @peeweeherman and a world where everything is wonderfully, insanely a… https://t.co/LXKiPtNgO7 — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
When I came home last night, my wife was watching “Marriage Story” with her lawyer. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I call this one “Bike Chain Fixed, Riding Home.” Only two copies, $15,000 apiece. https://t.co/4MQRBgnM86 — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I call this photo “Waiting in a coffee shop while my bike chain gets fixed.” Limited prints available for $8000. https://t.co/ZCXZXl89YZ — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Due to the Coronavirus, a group is urging the NCAA to play March Madness games in empty stadiums. The XFL said, “Hey, that’s our thing.” — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
La Croix looks like an art teacher from 1993 became a can of seltzer. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I had the honor of speaking at The @OxfordUnion a few weeks ago. Watch my full Q&A on YouTube, or spend time with a… https://t.co/WCAb6JXGww — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I am officially “one order of gravy fries can instantly undo six months of diet and exercise” years old. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I spent $254 million less than Tom Steyer and we both got the same amount of delegates. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
James Lipton was a brilliant, hilarious man and a great friend to my show over the years. https://t.co/TqyewvKv9n — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
It was a pleasure getting to know you, @aliwong. Ali, I’m sorry you had to see my thighs at the gym that one time.… https://t.co/OZ5hD6yb69 — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
In Los Angeles, March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lion that’s had its lips done. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Did you know "La Croix" is actually French for "The Croix" — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Adam Sandler and Judd Apatow confront me about my drinking just before we perform @LargoLosAngeles. https://t.co/T9d6Sch16W — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I’m pretty sure my iPhone is spying on me because I’m starting to get a lot of ads for water resistant body pillows. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I can't get over the fact that, no matter how hard I try, this particular tweet is going absolutely nowhere. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
RT @TeamCoco: Get to know @conoroberst and @phoebe_bridgers, #CONAN's most musical Production Assistants. https://t.co/4W4IE9K1k4 https://t… — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
“Most quotes attributed to Mark Twain were actually said by someone else” - Mark Twain — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Sad to see Buttigieg’s momentum fading before I ever really learned how to spell his name. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
.@JimGaffigan and I bonded over our shocking whiteness and half-assed careers. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/pe0IkHD85v — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Great candy bar: Charleston Chew. Not as great: Myrtle Beach Masticator. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
You’ve been married a long time when the trail of rose petals she left you goes to the lawn mower — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Does anyone with false teeth refer to them as their Tongue's Cool New Stepdad? — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Just bought a white noise machine which only plays sounds of Joe Biden reading TV guide recaps of Succession. — PolitiTweet.org
