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Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I am packing on weight for a movie role I don’t have. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Looking forward to getting back to normal, and once again experiencing the simple pleasure of having a stranger sneeze into my open mouth. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Let’s play a game of “Who Can Cry First” I win. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I just spent 40 minutes opening and closing my blinds to the tune of Camptown Races. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Hey things might be bad right now but at least they’ll still be this way for a while. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Before the world shut down, I flew to London and sat down for a conversation with @rickygervais about comedy, meeting your heroes, and death. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/xGFb2Frbxm — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I'm starting to miss things I hated. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I’m a little nervous because Senator Kelly Loeffler just bought 600,000 shares in a company that makes gigantic fly swatters. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I'm starting to miss things I hated. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
In retrospect, the Hunger Games had a lower child death rate than what Dr. Oz is suggesting. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I’m on day 27 of being useless in a pandemic. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Damn store would only let me have 600 of these. https://t.co/85mNQcyEnc — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
At least we flattened the curve on “My Sharona” parodies. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Remember how toilet wine used to be just for prison inmates? — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
.@kevin_nealon stopped by my podcast to interrupt me, constantly change the subject, and waste everyone's time. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/2Ncro0BQCR — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Trump says Jesus could have avoided crucifixion by taking hydroxychloroquine. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Can we all agree to temporarily raise the bar for what’s considered an “alcoholic?” — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Alright fine, I’ll bite: who is TikTok? — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
#IStayHomeFor my parents. Share who you stay home for with #IStayHomeFor and tag 6 friends to do the same. @AndyRichter @sonamov @jordanschlansky @MeganMullally @Nick_Offerman @peeweeherman https://t.co/51MdoWzAIF — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
The Trump sons must be asking themselves, “What does Jared not have that I also don’t have?” — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Being trapped with your spouse driving you crazy? Submit a video outlining your marriage woes and I might help resolve your issues on the air. https://t.co/WubwSJnVS6 — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
It's hard to do an animal expert segment while isolated at home – but not impossible. https://t.co/rZayWz9v0V #ConanAtHome — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
It was a pleasure chatting with you, @DarcyCarden. Thank you for saying that I have a muscular neck. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/cZj4xBcpkZ — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Bought this gator three months ago — never thought it would become my everyday-wear. https://t.co/xBGipRz0E1 — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Staying in every night and watching sitcom reruns, it's like every night is Prom Night. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Well gang, I did it. I reached the end of Netflix. Gotta say, Lilyhammer holds up. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Does anyone need the recipe for my new toothpaste stir-fry? — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Does anyone need the recipe for my new toothpaste stir-fry? — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I can't think of a better song for these times than "Better Things" as performed by the late Adam Schlesinger and his beloved band Fountains of Wayne. https://t.co/rhhflTMoCZ — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Oh so NOW my accountant says I can buy stock in PornHub. — PolitiTweet.org
