Conan O'Brien

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Today, I overslept and completely missed my 2nd nap. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

If there is a scandal involving Christina Applegate, what would they call it? — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

@hbomax @elmo This town only has room for one charming, red-headed talk show host. And it's you. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I do believe that President Trump has been taking hydroxychloroquine. Since childhood. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Troubling thought: What if these are the good old days? — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I booked @jjabrams on my podcast to ask him why he’s never cast me in any of his movies. Hear his chilling answer! https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/kwPecDr05F — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

What I Googled in January: "Who directed 'Ford v Ferrari?'" What I Googled in May: "Can Murder Wasps get Coronavirus?" — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Every meditation app should be called, Hey Brain, STFU — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Every day I count the trees in my yard and the number is never the same. Anyway I'm fine. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

“Normal People” is about 2 horny Irish teens who choose to have sex instead of unnaturally suppressing those urges so they can go into comedy. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

If Trump wins in November, will he blame everything on the first Trump administration? — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Just went down a 4-hour YouTube rabbit hole, so "tip of the hat" to the Father of American Beekeeping: Lorenzo Langstroth. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Tonight I described a Freudian nightmare in which my dad knocks a hotdog out of my hand after a dropped fly-ball at Fenway Park. Never happened, but I’ll lie about my Dad any day to get a cool t-shirt from @SullysBrand. https://t.co/OzOE68vF9D https://t.co/gZK5AUSzDU — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I had an absolute blast speaking with Mike Myers about Canada, comedy, Liverpool, anxiety, and the threatening note I put in his office at SNL. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/FTMGAZQFqF — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Today is Mother's Day. I celebrated by taking my wife to her favorite room in the house and leaving her alone. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I just think Adam Driver is getting all the roles I'd be getting if I had his talent. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Cool quarantine fact: 99% of the time, the answer to "More spaghetti?" is yes. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Someone should do a podcast about true crime. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

TIME Magazine just announced its Person of the Year: it's sourdough bread. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

L.A. wildlife really is getting brazen during the lockdown--just today I found three Hollywood Boulevard Spidermen wandering in my yard. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

When I recorded this interview with @TedDanson, his webcam was smudged with almond butter. Either that, or I have late-stage glaucoma. Hear our conversation @ https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/8E3x4050xy — PolitiTweet.org

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I just adopted 890 barrels of oil. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

My first thought after seeing some recent footage of UFOs in our airspace was, “Guys, could you come back at a better time?” — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

It was an honor to celebrate #CollegeSigningDay with @MichelleObama last year and I want to offer the best of luck to this year's graduating seniors. https://t.co/XCCo4nqewn — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Where In Her House Is Carmen Sandiego? — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Just found out the stimulus package is giving every American a podcast and an Etsy store. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Sometimes at night I look up at the stars and think... I should really get a roof for this house. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Check out my first socially distant podcast interview with the hilarious @nickkroll. Listen as I fail to work the equipment properly! https://t.co/pfOk23nSHZ https://t.co/UCh5ZZFHO0 — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Check out my first socially distant podcast interview with the hilarious @nickkroll. Listen as I fail to work the equipment properly! https://t.co/keUSPs2XMb https://t.co/MPy4gwweIw — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Netflix just added a new category to their menu: “Stuff You Forgot You Already Watched at the Beginning of This Pandemic.” — PolitiTweet.org