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"Let's meet for coffee"- New Zealanders right now, rubbing our noses in it. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 20, 2020
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We are living in a time when going to a museum belongs in a museum. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 19, 2020
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Fun fact: Nudity is typically blurred out on TV because no one can get their genitals to sign a release form. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 18, 2020
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If you’re wondering how much weight I’ve gained during quarantine, I just googled “male caftan.” — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 17, 2020
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Bad news: I've been googling symptoms on the internet and it sounds like I have hypochondria. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 16, 2020
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My hair has gotten so long but it still has its magical powers. https://t.co/zdGXIU7Qd4 — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 15, 2020
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Instead of “Buyer beware,” how about “Seller don’t be a dick”? — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 15, 2020
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“What’s with all the statues?” --Future scuba divers — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 14, 2020
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My POV from @LargoLosAngeles. Watch an all-new week of shows starting tonight @ 11/10c on @TBSNetwork. https://t.co/RZwTQGc3di — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 13, 2020
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Turns out the people who predicted the world ending in 2012 were optimists. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 13, 2020
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And to think that this whole time, I respected Donald Trump because of his SAT scores. Strike one, Mr. President. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 12, 2020
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck did CrossFit? My guess is more. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 11, 2020
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I really enjoyed @JimCarrey's "memoir." Like Jim, the book is wildly comic, inventive, subversive, and made primarily of compressed paper pulp. https://t.co/P7nnIixLzb https://t.co/tr1F0HKFoc — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 10, 2020
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RT @TeamCoco: "I'm an impossible square." - @ConanOBrien shocks @RobLowe on a new episode of "Literally!" Watch part of their conversation… — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 9, 2020 Retweet
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My first electric guitar! #TBT https://t.co/mG0j5HfKiL — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 9, 2020
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Just went to the doctor, my BMI is 40% ice cream. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 8, 2020
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Hear @tomhanks and I discuss his new movie @GreyhoundMovie, SNL memories, and our squeaky voices @ https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/terxMZBSDH — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 7, 2020
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I did it. I left my house. My first show from @LargoLosAngeles premieres tonight with guest Will Ferrell. https://t.co/CVJpPtmgnF #SaveOurStages — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 7, 2020
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Looks like I trained for the 2020 running of the bulls for nothing. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 6, 2020
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With churches still closed I’m forced to sneak glances at my watch at home. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 5, 2020
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Just now remembering I left a tuna fish sandwich on my desk back in March. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 4, 2020
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Not sure I like the revised MLB rules for this shortened season: first bunt wins? Odd. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 3, 2020
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I'm going to be checking out @TheOutpostMovie today — very true and harrowing story of an intense battle in the Afghanistan War. I also plan to floss, but no one cares about that. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 3, 2020
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I am thrilled I'm moving my show to @LargoLosAngeles next week. My family is more thrilled. https://t.co/4bAK5y3fwo — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 2, 2020
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This new book about Trump is sure to be his downfall. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 2, 2020
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We gave Canadians a little something special for this year’s Canada Day—no Americans! — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 1, 2020
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https://t.co/LeQJAcpf7M — PolitiTweet.org

Posted June 30, 2020
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This year marks the 100th anniversary of the Negro Leagues. In honor of this milestone, I'm tipping my cap to honor those who played and helped build the foundation for the civil rights movement. #TipYourCap2020 https://t.co/64JgI2zHmt — PolitiTweet.org

Posted June 29, 2020
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When I was younger I used to learn a new word and then find ways to awkwardly shoehorn it into conversation. Talk about a classic bildungsroman. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted June 28, 2020
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They say muscle weighs more than fat. During the pandemic I’ve gained 9 biceps. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted June 27, 2020