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Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Zoom really missed out by not creating a big, red “Leave Thanksgiving” button. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
If you're going to a big Thanksgiving dinner, remember to take a Tupperware so you can have COVID for lunch the next day. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Am I obligated to accept the post of Secretary of Transportation if it’s offered? — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
If you miss my podcast with @KevinHart4real, then what does that say about your priorities? https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/MaCF1RVJHQ — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
When Doja Cat joined Bebe Rexha at the AMA's for 'Baby I'm Jealous' I F-ING LOST IT!!! #imnotold — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I'm not worried about a second lockdown, because I already know all the best places in my house to cry. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Instead of “concede” or “lost,” what if Trump was allowed to say, “My second term has filed for Chapter 11.” — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I feel bad for the kids who aren’t cool enough to get invited to Super Spreader parties. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Serious question: Can a tree go to rehab? https://t.co/wqm0RhDLyq — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Like my pal @SarahKSilverman, I support this incredible cause. — PolitiTweet.org
Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman
Consider this GoFundMe: this school for girls in Afghanistan has succeeded against all odds, is 100% free, &runs… https://t.co/AA1YP1…
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Right now, Trump is fuming that he went with Giuliani over his first choice, Sweet James: https://t.co/hMzbRSc5Kl — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Coronavirus update: don't click on anything titled "Coronavirus update." — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Remember, you need to start quarantining TODAY for Thanksgiving, and then keep quarantining, and then not go. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Hear @JohnLeguizamo tell me things that he’s never even told his therapist @ https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/UNtKB0bo4t — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
In political-medical news: There is an impacted stool in our body politic. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
A new book about Alexander Hamilton claims he wasn’t the talented African-American rapper we all thought he was. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Instead of "What's new?" I've started asking people "Develop any fun coping mechanisms lately?" — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
A new study claims people who don’t exercise are more likely to be depressed, especially if they just lost the Presidential election. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
FLORIDA MAN LOSES ELECTION — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
It's getting ugly... Mitch McConnell just demanded to see Joe Biden's birth certificate. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Last year, @SamRichardson and I spent a week together acting like fools in Ghana. More recently, we got together over Zoom and acted like fools on my podcast. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/csNV32xwXg — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
“Sorry about the other stuff. Did you get the election I sent you? Are we good now?” -2020 — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
So NOW Trump wants to quarantine in the White House. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I keep thinking of all the Super Bowl rings the Buffalo Bills would have if they’d stopped the game in the 3rd quarter. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Dear White House Movers: Ask for the money up front. https://t.co/TERrL1yDvL — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Wait, so the 83 people who still own a landline in the US didn’t properly represent all of America in the polls? — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Let's not be too judgmental, who among us hasn't said something stupid and embarrassing at 2am? — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
My hope is that the U.S. gerrymanders itself so hard we join Canada. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Thanks for coming on my podcast, Jim Parsons. I’m sorry you had to see my hematoma. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/EoD1CMypv7 — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
“No way I’m going to stand in line for hours just to vote!” says the person who camped out for Blink-182 tickets. — PolitiTweet.org
