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Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I’m looking forward to sweating the small stuff again. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Easy compromise: Lower the maximum wage to $15/hour. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Come for @AnthonyAnderson’s incredible Michael Jordan stories, stay for the surprise @DeonCole cameo. Listen @ https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/kksJhz2sWO — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
The great thing about xylophones is. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
More humiliating for Trump than impeachment: When he finally exits the White House, instead of a helicopter, send a Kia Soul. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I didn't want to use the word "Orwellian" in a tweet until I was confident that I could use it properly, so here goes: Orwellian would be a cool name for a horse. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
RT @TeamCoco: Welcome to the Team Coco Podcasts family, @NicoleByer! On today's episode of "Why Won't You Date Me?" @ConanOBrien tries to h… — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
“This impeachment gives me one last chance to salvage my reputation!” shouts Rudy Giuliani, as he ladles baked beans into his briefcase. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Samantha won’t return to Sex and the City because the character is now a QAnon Congresswoman from Florida. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
What's the best vaccine? Pfizer, Moderna or Dave's Hot Vaccines? — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I loved reminiscing with Fred Armisen about all those years I spent bullying him in the hallways of 30 Rock. Hear our conversation @ https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/4f7eiPGRYm — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Thank you Arnold -- this is the most powerful and uniquely personal statement I've heard from ANYONE on where we are right now as a country. — PolitiTweet.org
Arnold @Schwarzenegger
My message to my fellow Americans and friends around the world following this week's attack on the Capitol. https://t.co/blOy35LWJ5
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Now what am I supposed to do with my 89 million Parler followers? — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
After the horrible attack on our nation's Capitol yesterday, I wanted to talk to someone with a unique perspective on the Republican Party and what it has become. My conversation with Ron Reagan is available now. https://t.co/U1nBgNsaRO — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Happy two-week birthday, Jesus! (It never hurts to kiss a little deity ass). — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Excited for Fashion Week 2021, I can’t wait to see what this year’s cardboard cutouts will be wearing. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Now Trump is asking Georgia to find a 7th season of Schitt's Creek. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Spoke with my friend @ohsnapjbsmoove about his legendary SNL pitches, immaculate wardrobe, and previous life as a fire extinguisher salesman. Listen @ https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/bVOnOHDQC5 — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
It's almost like Mitch McConnell behaves the way he thinks a guy with a face like that should behave. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
My New Year’s Resolution is to drink more, put on weight and use more reverse psychology. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Don’t want to be a downer but so far, this year feels exactly like last year. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I haven’t spent a New Year’s Eve crying all alone since last year. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
2021 is going to be like the math professor who took over for Ted Kaczynski. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
By popular demand, I will not be releasing the album I wrote in quarantine. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Hey Pixar— Don’t know if you’ve paid attention for the past year, but I don’t need another reason to cry. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Thank you to @MatthewRhys for pretending to be my friend for one hour and no pay. Listen @ https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/XCPzdrDCVf — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Gaydar, but for tracking ships at sea and objects in the air. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
If we could see the world through the eyes of a child, we’d see so many more doorknobs. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
The Christmas tree, severed from its roots and constrained by heavy lights, serves as a cruel warning to my houseplants. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
What a terrible time to find out Santa is an anti-vaxxer. — PolitiTweet.org
