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Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Turns out that video game I play where you stay quiet until the "enemy" gets bored and leaves is just the monitor for our doorbell camera. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I don’t care who wins the Super Bowl as long as Tom Brady does. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Trump should represent himself at his trial like only sane and innocent people do. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Now's a good time to start stockpiling excuses for when your friends are allowed to do improv shows again. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Punxsutawney Phil is giving clearer stay-at-home orders than most governors. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Was delighted to speak with one of my favorite people and one of the finest actors of our time, @BryanCranston. Hear our conversation @ https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/FRFtAZ4nNy — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
My friend Zach Woods wrote and directed a short film starring Will Ferrell and William Jackson Harper and it's available to watch on YouTube for the next few days. Don't be a fool – check it out! https://t.co/a9839a1mA2 — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I just got my first shot of the Axeine, which protects me against Uber drivers who wear too much cologne. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Ironically, the Sheriff of Nottingham app is letting people trade whatever they want. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Putting Harriet Tubman on the $20 is a slippery slope to giving other Black women the recognition they deserved a long time ago. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
If you think he's good now, imagine the second half of Tom Brady's NFL career. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
66% effective is basically the pull-out method of vaccines. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Good news: my New Year's resolution just died in the Senate. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I’ll miss being retweeted by the MyPillow guy. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Before COVID-19 I used to love having a pipe cleaner shoved up my nose :( — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Today I'm remembering my friend Larry King by looking back at some of the many, many times he made us laugh. We'll miss you, Larry. https://t.co/yqrk6xj7Ir — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Mike Birbiglia (@birbigs) was a "Late Night" intern in 1997, which means I can take credit for all of his success. Hear our conversation @ https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/sNWCwwcrKy — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Something to look forward to in the coming years: seeing weird billionaires f up space. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
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Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
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Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
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Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Our thoughts tonight are with the great Hank Aaron. https://t.co/tMgMHTiF9l — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
After Covid, people with soul patches should still have to wear a mask. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I’ll never get used to having a First Lady who is not from Slovenia — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
6.8 miles below the sea is the Marianas Trench, and 6.8 miles below that is the bar Trump set for Biden. — PolitiTweet.org