Conan O'Brien

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Timothée Chalemet will make a great Willée Wonkée — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

"Don't sit down on wet grass or you’ll get diarrhea" is a real thing my grandmother used to tell me. https://t.co/pfOk23nSHZ https://t.co/XvzKtVxPMz — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Analogies are the metaphors of similes. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

With my nightly show winding down, I can’t help but think of all the questions I wish I had asked Jon Gosselin. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I can’t wait to raid @DianaRoss's closet with you, @TraceeEllisRoss. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/s1q6CRDonv — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Cool thing about showing a kid Disney's Robin Hood for the first time is hearing them say, "Oh, RobinHood, like where I buy DOGE.” — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

The thing I’ll miss the most about doing a nightly show is my neighbor’s daily excuses for why they didn’t watch. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I cannot for the life of me think of a good couple name for Ben and Jennifer. Jenjamin? — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

.@billburr and I are finally back to doing what we do best – harmonizing. Tune in tonight @ 11/10c. https://t.co/z3KanWj3dx — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

A young fan asked me for comedy advice on this week’s minisode. Hear my very expensive answer (and learn why you should always be wary of vision boards) @ https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/dIqHOpYG1P — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

For the people that think I can’t get by without cue cards I say, “We’ll be right back with Kevin James.” — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Had an impassioned discussion with my friend @JakeTapper about the Marvel and DC cinematic universes. I’m firmly #antiportal. https://t.co/pfOk23nSHZ https://t.co/i0aaGNt9MI — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Before the pandemic I wasn't really a bidet guy, but now I have one on every chair in the house. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Now that things are opening up I have to relearn how to act around other people. Or I guess, learn. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Cicada to-do list: 1. Emerge 2. Make noise — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I gave a fan my best breakup advice on this week's minisode. Hear it @ https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/1HfBT5paoV — PolitiTweet.org

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Wow, once again looks like all the foremost experts on climate change are being a bunch of negative Nancys! — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I’m looking for some anonymous online accounts that have thoughts on Dogecoin, can anyone help out? — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Enjoying @JakeTapper's action-crammed novel "The Devil May Dance." How does this guy have time to read the news? https://t.co/UFmHXAQu7M — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

.@SethRogen is everything his 13-year-old self wanted to be: successful comedian, founder of a cannabis company, and owner of a home where porn has been shot. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/UObeSg4Ba6 — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Sad to hear Bill Gates is getting divorced, but you KNOW his next album is gonna be good. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Billionaires actually make great SNL hosts. Go back and watch the John D. Rockefeller episode. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

The people who walk into an Emergency Room but would rather not sit down probably have an interesting story. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

In Hobi's defense, Curtain makes about as much sense as being named Conan. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

In this week’s fan interviews, I called for a Cap'n Crunch mutiny and accidentally insulted a fan’s pet rabbit. Sorry, Momo. https://t.co/pfOk23nSHZ https://t.co/mIXcaU93fd — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Excited to share our new @Audible_com Original #ATotalSwitchShow, starring the incomparable mother/daughter duo @LeaKThompson and @ZoeyDeutch. Listen now @ https://t.co/Wgf515qO1e https://t.co/7CuWTV1yVP — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I haven't had one Freudian slip in over a year, and I am trying hard penis to not mess this up! — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I admit it: part of me was hoping the second vaccine would turn me into a handsome patriotic super soldier. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

.@EricAndre, I hope your rock hard areolas have softened since our conversation. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/5hawW0Q4Y0 — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

For the first time ever, the US Census records one million talk show hosts. — PolitiTweet.org