Conan O'Brien

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I'm at my happiest when I'm playing with these guys. https://t.co/Uo6Qeqngln — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

After 26 years, I finally found out what Jordan Schlansky does at my show. https://t.co/0WU5JUNhGx — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

This wasn't how I expected tonight's show to go. @SethRogen https://t.co/VW1OAhp4ET — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

3 shows left before we wrap up the nightly format, then I’m off to a well-deserved downward spiral. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

It was all going so well tonight, until THIS guy showed up…. https://t.co/TT3bHGMdoC — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Had a blast chatting with @DesusNice and @THEKIDMERO about their coveted merch, jazz cigarettes, and their beef with President Obama. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/xRsgn9QgAP — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

My rocketship company will be called No Surprise Rockets, because they will all explode at launch, no exceptions. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

In honor of Bennifer, I'd like to reunite with my body pillow from 17 years ago. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I am living my truth, which is that I am a 17-year old pop star named Kapow! — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Will @JackBlack rise to the occasion? I'm terrified. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Likely ruined my fan Mohammed's DJ career as a result of this interview, but at least I figured out my DJ name. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/pHEvjfQpNi — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

The only thing I know for sure about any show I do at HBOMax is that Jean Smart will be starring in it. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

As I wrap up my nightly show, no one keeps me humble like my comedy hero Martin Short. https://t.co/CEoXueQ3UK — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Did the slip n' slide cause the diarrhea, or did the diarrhea cause the slip n' slide? — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Kathryn Hahn probably owes thousands of dollars to the 5th Ave Banana Republic in New York City. Find out why @ https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/kRSzhcBzsh — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Sometimes gross? A French kiss. Always gross? A French kiss on the cheek. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

99% of us are merely tolerating you, celery. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Meet Jenny, a fan and energy lawyer, who will probably be disbarred after this interview airs. https://t.co/pfOk23nSHZ https://t.co/wVEc94a0bH — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Being a grownup is great, but sometimes I miss crying until someone feeds me. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

"You can't make this stuff up" is the most pre-internet phrase ever. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Yes, I did physically attack @JohnKrasinski when he was an intern at my show, but in my defense, how was I to know he’d someday become a massive star? https://t.co/pfOk23nSHZ https://t.co/C9bln5vYca — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Someone suggested that I take private yoga classes. That someone was my yoga class. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

The CDC has been eerily silent on whether vaccinated people can lick every joystick in a Dave & Busters. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

no mask who dis — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Shout-out to Sasha, a fan from Ukraine, who stayed up until 2 am to chat with me about Dungeons & Dragons, weird jobs, and his comically large teacup. https://t.co/pfOk23nSHZ https://t.co/0dpJSDVPmE — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Going through old footage from my years in late night, and was surprised to discover from 2012-2014 CONAN was actually just a panda sanctuary live cam. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Half the USA is vaccinated. The other half thought 2020 was just too much fun. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Listen to President @BarackObama and I discuss everything from the future of our nation and his philosophy on dancing, to that time he was my opening comedy act. This conversation was an honor and a joy. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/DBiosNFX9e — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Due to cash problems, Donald Trump's Florida home had to take on a sponsor and is now Mar-a-Lego. (thought of this tweet at the urinal) — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I am leaving TBS because they didn't take a wide receiver in the draft. — PolitiTweet.org