Conan O'Brien

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Just started watching Love Island, and maybe this is the four glasses of wine I just had but I think I could win that show. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Jeff Bezos is charging someone $28 million for 11 minutes in space, which sounds just about right for the owner of Whole Foods. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

It was a joy talking to Daniel Radcliffe about Harry Potter, our shared love of Alan Partridge, and his podcast, "Cunning Stunts." https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/7F2ltyJLVN — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Much respect to whoever decided the nail file used in pedicures should not be called a pedofile. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

One thing I miss about my nightly show is occasionally I'd make an offhand joke about laxatives and the next day I'd receive 2 cases of Dulcolax. Hear that, Dulcolax? — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Now that I’m out of late night, I’m gonna start pitching sitcoms. So far I’ve got: something with friends, in a place. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

This week I talked to a "spirits educator" about my search for a more masculine cocktail. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/6UYgmFZqHx — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I dream of a day when space travel is available not only to billionaires, but to any person with a net worth of over $500 million. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

RT @TeamCoco: Congrats to our entire staff and crew on their Outstanding Variety Talk Series #Emmy nomination! https://t.co/bG8rqTqMn4 — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I'm so glad that Weird @AlYankovic decided not to become an architect. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/5Qd3D7hccl — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Sometimes I worry my murder won’t be interesting enough to be on a podcast. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

FYI: when you end your talk show to spend more time with your family, you should probably check their availability first — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Los Angeles has an official new logo. And slogan: “LA, we don’t NOT have cocaine here.” https://t.co/E5675E4gBG — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Brenna claims to be a fan, but I think she just came on my podcast to get to @ArcadeFire. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/voQvzGaROT — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Just spent an hour talking about cryptocurrency, which means I officially don’t have a day job. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Just a reminder that I’m available to play the evil madman in your blockbuster, independent, or student movie. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Asked @SeanPenn to play me in a Conan O’Brien biopic. Hear him politely decline @ https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/ZYy8Y79P6m — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I’m going to quit day drinking. I’m starting to find myself attracted to The General insurance guy. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

One week of watching daytime TV has made me realize “Maury” is doing the show I always wanted to. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Chatted with some fans this week about post-COVID pickup line ideas, my favorite nonsense words, and my future as an Abercrombie & Fitch model. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/dGVFpAk6xm — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Nine hundred high speed crashes in “Fast and Furious 9” and not ONE airbag. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Day 3 of unemployment: Slept till noon because I stayed up late bingeing 90 Day Fiancé. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

If you’re wondering how I’m doing now, check out Daniel Day Lewis’ character at the end of ‘There Will Be Blood.’ — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I looked @BillBurr in the eye and told him I loved him on this week's episode. https://t.co/pfOk23nSHZ https://t.co/kCpONAiDgt — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Will Ferrell did me the honor of saying goodbye on my last show. Again. https://t.co/VjA2OpdaLD — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

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Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I asked @JackBlack to be the final guest on my TBS show … and BY ALMIGHTY GOD HE BROUGHT THE THUNDER. https://t.co/XUk3QPcbm9 — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

PSA: Tonight's CONAN finale is super-sized, so make sure your DVRs are set for 10-11:15pm on TBS. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

This meant the world to me. Love and thanks to @TheSimpsons. https://t.co/3Ij38Brtrz — PolitiTweet.org

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Thrilled that my good friend and one of the funniest people ever, @DanaCarvey, stopped by for my second to last show. https://t.co/Vm71VZblaJ — PolitiTweet.org