Conan O'Brien

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I could have easily spent 35 hours talking to @MichaelKeaton. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/1LGiGgMmmI — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

.@coreresponse is mobilizing to give urgent care for the thousands of Haitians devastated by yesterday’s earthquake and raising funds to provide emergency shelter, medical care, and rubble removal is of critical importance. You can help by donating at https://t.co/l8phR6TfKW — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

@coreresponse is mobilizing to give urgent care for the thousands of Haitians devastated by yesterday’s earthquake and raising funds to provide emergency shelter, medical care, and rubble removal is of critical importance. You can help by donating at https://t.co/l8phR6TfKW — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

@coreresponse is mobilizing to give urgent care for the thousands of Haitians devastated by yesterday’s earthquake and raising funds to provide emergency shelter, medical care, and rubble removal is of critical importance. You can help by donating at https://t.co/l8phR6BETo https://t.co/zO8ltSckrX — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Mopeds: All the risks of a motorcycle minus the ‘looking cool’ part. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Just read a fascinating New York Times piece that claimed I’ve reached my free article limit for the month. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I bet a cool thing about cleaning up after the Olympics is that you get to keep any medals you find on the ground. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Hear @RoryScovel, @DanielVanKirk, and I give our best tips on falling asleep to a @thepenpalspod listener @ https://t.co/pfOk23nSHZ https://t.co/1h99sckNKs — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I'm still having a fair amount of fun walking up to random strangers and saying, "So...you as good as they say you are?" — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Now that the Olympics are over, I can finally go back to being confident about my body. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

If you peaked in high school and are also funny, Cecily Strong and I resent you. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/GURDirsNyo — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

It would class things up a lot if they called that show ‘FBoy Archipelago.’ — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I just declined to “accept cookies” if you want to know what kind of mood I’m in today. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I guess it’s up to the “Jungle Cruise” sequel to reveal where that boat captain hid all of his free weights. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Asked a tattoo artist what design she'd give me. Hear her insulting yet brilliant idea @ https://t.co/pfOk23nSHZ https://t.co/b5YDN238Cf — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I’m always buying neck pillows because I keep forgetting they don’t work. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I’m grateful to my ancestors for fleeing the famine in Ireland, so I could practice intermittent fasting here in America. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

This is by far the stupidest episode we’ve ever done. Thanks for the laughs, @Flula. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/cQAkTXMLpU — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

It's the perfect time of year to go outside and remind yourself that you're terrible at throwing a frisbee. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

We should threaten anti-vaxxers with more videos of us baking sourdough bread. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I just heard a 6-year-old say she wants to become a doctor "to cure infectious diseases and/or be vilified by half the country." — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Spoke to a couple who reviews haunted houses for a living. I had many, many questions. https://t.co/pfOk23nSHZ https://t.co/5cj88r9Wtn — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I read like 3 memes, so I'm pretty much an expert in the developing political situation everyone's talking about. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

All my problems are champagne problems, as I have started a failing champagne business. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I'd like to nominate John Wilson to direct the next "Fast & Furious" film. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/4wiQvu4Xw2 — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Sure, streaming subscriptions are just as expensive as cable, but you also get to remember 18 different passwords. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Netflix announced their plan to offer video games and I’m already looking forward to Assassin‘s Creed: Kominsky Method. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Hey Los Angeles, while we’re at it let’s just ban open-toed shoes indoors. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

William seemed like a nice and normal chap until he admitted that he's looking forward to hunting me in the woods and partaking of my flesh. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/AGNSNOxwTm — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I don't often get political on here, but Olympic athletes should be allowed to have sex with each other and then describe it to us. — PolitiTweet.org