Conan O'Brien

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I'm in Vancouver for my second show. Thought I'd stir up some controversy by wearing my hat that says "Canada." http://twitpic.com/1fdmy7 — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

The good news: I will be doing a show on TBS starting in November! The bad news: I'll be playing Rudy on the all new Cosby Show. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

http://twitpic.com/1ezvfa - I'm in Eugene, OR and my room faces the theater where I debut tomorrow. The mob outside is in a frenzy. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Watching the Masters. I don't know how Matteo Manassero can play under this intense media scrutiny. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

http://twitpic.com/1ece6n - I traced my tour route on a map. I see a turtle sexually attacking a horse smoking a cigarette. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

4 days to my first show. Eugene Oregon… Brace yourself for a towering tsunami of dry, self-deprecating humor. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

5 days to the opening of my tour. I don't want to over-hype this thing, but attendance will cure all known diseases. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Apologies to Duke fans, but I really wanted Butler to win so I could write “The Butler Did It.” — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

@justinbieber is tweeting about me again. He's obsessed! Which new song is about me, beebz? If it's "Eenie Meenie", we have a problem. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I just celebrated the end of Lent by eating 22 sleeves of Peeps. My religion rocks! — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Just got the new iPad. This amazing device has already revolutionized the way I use a calculator. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

http://twitpic.com/1cozv2 - In honor of Good Friday, I’ve hired a writer who looks like Jesus with a perm. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Man, I am so tired. APRIL FOOL'S! I'm NOT tired. (I'm kind of tired) — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I'm confused by the new census form. There's no box for "Sickly White." — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

http://twitpic.com/1c1ulw - For the tour, I'm borrowing No Doubt's road cases. Wait until you hear my cover of "Just a girl". — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Night of #140Tweets is out now - all proceeds go to Haiti: www.itunes.com/140tweets. Today's asinine, pointless tweet of the day to come. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Jewish fun fact: If you celebrate Passover on top of an overpass, you go back in time. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

And the Lord said "On the 7th day thou shall not tweet." And he did not. And it was good. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

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Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Found out today that you're supposed to urinate on a jellyfish sting, NOT a jellyroll stain. Sorry, fat stranger. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

http://twitpic.com/1avdlj - This is down the street from where we're rehearsing. I guess nothing sells liquor like a maniacal circus clown. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

http://twitpic.com/1ap96p - This is a chord I’ll play on my new tour. It’s a chord only I can make. It blew Slash’s mind. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I’m worried health care has pushed my Tour out of the headlines. I’m also worried my anti-delusion pills are wearing off. Need more pills. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Damn! Bieber revealed that I'm opening for him with a Whitney medley. It was supposed to be a surprise. Advantage: Bieber. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

As Bieber sleeps, I grow stronger. Sleep, Bieber. Sleep. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I've added shows in Atlantic City and Vegas. Bieber plays Houston tomorrow. We circle each other like cobras. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I just learned that retweets of my Bieber tweet mentioning Bieber actually help Bieber. Bieber, you're a worthy foe. Bieber. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Sweet victory! I'm now trending higher than my twitter nemesis, Justin Bieber. Who's the tween heartthrob now? — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Want to see an insecure celebrity avoid eye contact? Meet me courtesy of Amex: http://bit.ly/bEUqsh. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Are you a fan of up close awkwardness? If so, win a chance to meet me courtesy of @americanexpress. Details tomorrow. Good luck, dad. — PolitiTweet.org