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Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Our Bonnaroo shows are done, and I made it out unscathed. Well, except for my three henna tattoos and contact dermatitis. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Here I am on the main stage at Bonnaroo, pointing out the last functioning Porta Potty. http://twitpic.com/1vxzvf — PolitiTweet.org
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At the famous Gruhn Guitars in Nashville, they let me play through Buddy Holly's 1958 Magnatone amplifier. I am ha http://twitpic.com/1vm850 — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Jack White & I are doing something cool tomorrow. Hint: it involves a LOT of Tears for Fears songs. Details here: http://bit.ly/bDcImB — PolitiTweet.org
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I'm in Washington DC tonight - both to do a show and to testify about my affair with a congressional page. Lucas, I'm so sorry. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Go Celtics! I'm naming my next child "Ray Allen Rajon Rondo O'Brien". Even if it's a girl. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Our last casino show is tonight at Mohegan Sun, and I think it's finally time to do some REAL gambling: The seafood buffet. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Last night I was given a cake replica of my '92 Ford Taurus. My clunky cell phone was delicious. http://twitpic.com/1u7z71 — PolitiTweet.org
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Ricky Gervais is working to stop bullfighting. As a former bullfighter, I now see the error of my ways. Go here to help http://bit.ly/9QSQkF — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Favorite movie: "The Parent Trap". Not the Disney one; the one by the guy who did the Saw movies. Ps: They don't make it out of the trap. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Last night's show was awesome. If you want to see me kick Stephen Colbert's ass in a manly dance off, go here: http://teamcoco.com — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I got to sign the Radio City signature book next to the Glee cast. Now I can forge all their signatures on checks. http://twitpic.com/1t4eqb — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
What's your favorite Memorial Day memory? Mine is eating a jar and a half of sweet relish and then playing frisbee. Ahh, my early 40's. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I am performing on the Jersey Shore tonight, so please only refer to me by my Jersey Shore nickname: "The Solution". — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
My Celtics are in the finals! And by "my Celtics," I mean my 2nd cousins. They're all in the final stage of liver cirrhosis. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Andy & my writers are taping a special for TBS in Chicago. Go here for tix: http://tinyurl.com/35oqxty. The least funny one gets fired. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Tonight I perform in the talent show at my college reunion. So watch out, New England Institute of Cosmetology, I'm bringing my accordion. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
BP's attempt to cap the oil gusher with mud and cement will be televised. Finally, something to fill the void left by "Lost" and "24". — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Today I got my 1,000,000th Twitter follower! I am now in the realm of Gods like Ashton, Bieber, Mariah, and updates on new Dell products. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Please don't tell me how "Lost" ended last night. I'm up to the part where they discover a hatch. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Ben Stiller is having a charity auction, and he's included some of my TV props: http://bit.ly/eBayStiller. They make terrible wedding gifts. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Pac-Man’s 30th birthday was marred by the sudden deportation of the Super Mario Bros. What were those fools doing in Arizona? — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Today I finally meet Sarah Killen. It will be like Reagan meeting Gorbachev... If Gorbachev was a girl who liked Gummy Dinosaurs. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I'm in Chicago, the food capital of America, for one more night. Hang on, arteries, hang on! — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I'm in New York for a TBS network presentation. They just told me they're a basic cable network. WTF!!!? — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Here's a pic of me on the road. It's the cover of my upcoming acoustic CD "Mind Reflections". It's going to suck. http://twitpic.com/1owy89 — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I'm in Minneapolis for a show. Couldn't figure out why I've felt so aroused all day; then I realized that Prince lives here. — PolitiTweet.org
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I’m in KC. I like my BBQ like I like my women, HOT. Also, rubbed with Molasses, Coffee Grounds and Cayenne. — PolitiTweet.org
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I just realized that if Chazz Palminteri married Jason Mraz, it would mean... they loved each other very much. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
If you miss seeing me late at night, tickets are now available for an 11:35pm show in Atlantic City. Go here: http://www.theborgata.com — PolitiTweet.org
