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Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
The White House announced it's switching to solar power. As a result, 20% of Americans now think Obama is an Apollo-worshipper. — PolitiTweet.org
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The Chilean Miners could be released this weekend… just in time to see Michael Bolton sing on DWTS. Guys, what’s an extra day? — PolitiTweet.org
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We're flying a giant orange "CONAN" blimp over the baseball playoffs. Finally, subtlety in advertising. http://bit.ly/d5vKTo #theconanblimp — PolitiTweet.org
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A lot of people are upset with me. Sorry, I should have warned you that my new desk washing promo is NSFW: http://bit.ly/aIQiE3 — PolitiTweet.org
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Okay, I admit it. I find Meg Whitman’s ex-nanny weirdly attractive. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Rahm Emanuel has left the White House to run for Mayor of Chicago. Wow, and I thought I was the only one moving to a lower-paying job. — PolitiTweet.org
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CNN’s Rick Sanchez said the Jews run CNN. Ah, so that’s who we blame for Rick Sanchez. — PolitiTweet.org
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The White House is proposing a way to spy on suspects while they're online. The plan is called "Signing them up for Facebook." — PolitiTweet.org
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David Hasselhoff was kicked off of “Dancing With the Stars.” He should stick to singing. I mean acting. I mean… — PolitiTweet.org
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The Wall Street sequel made 19 million this past weekend. Of course, some of that is federal bail-out money. — PolitiTweet.org
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Today I answer another fan question in a new video. And no, it's not "why do you own nightvision goggles?" Watch here: http://bit.ly/dhlzZm — PolitiTweet.org
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Lost a twenty dollar bet on the Raiders. I was sure the Tusken Raiders were in all 3 “Star Wars” prequels. — PolitiTweet.org
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Rmbr – dooont Twet whljik you driv. It is dngrou7s — PolitiTweet.org
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Today Sarah Killen is getting married. I got her a Hamilton Beach dual wave blender. Thank you, Craigslist! — PolitiTweet.org
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We shouldn’t name hurricanes. It only encourages them. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I like to think of myself as a taller, paler, freckled, non-Italian Danny DeVito. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Fall officially starts today in Los Angeles. Time to put away my shorts and break out my slightly thicker shorts. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Today I answered my fan Lance Pelletier's question. Next week could be yours. Watch the video & submit questions here: http://bit.ly/a0bUDj — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
The Tea Party candidate who won the Delaware primary opposes masturbation. And they call themselves patriots… — PolitiTweet.org
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I love jokes off the news. "SEC Seeks to Reinstate Debt Rules." Hee hee. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
It was so foggy in L.A. this morning, I accidentally kissed Matthew Perry on the street. Accidentally. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Is it just me, or has Yom Kippur become way too commercial? — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Tomorrow is Friday. In Spain, the phrase TGIF would be GADQEV. I’m saying we’re lucky to be Americans. — PolitiTweet.org
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Just got back from the worst orgy ever—it was “business casual.” — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
If you've ever wanted to ask me a question, other than "Why are your legs so much longer than your torso?", go to http://bit.ly/a0bUDj — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Many of my writers took Rosh Hashanah off, but now it’s nice to see Andres Gomez and Muhammad Rama back at work. — PolitiTweet.org
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Kim Kardashian is mad that Playboy released nude photos of her. I know how she feels--I still haven’t forgiven “Pasty Gent Monthly.” — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Watching reruns of the Dukes of Hazard, drinking beer, and sitting with my wife, whose ankles are exposed. #suckitalqaeda — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Great game last night. Brett Favre fell on two loose balls and that was in the locker room. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I'm noticing that tweets with certain names and topics are more popular. Bieber Gaga Kardashian breast. Glee. — PolitiTweet.org
