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Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Tonight I wore jeggings while interviewing the Kardashians. I'm never taking them off. You can pry them from my cold, Irish legs. #jeggings — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Just want to say I think these test shows have been awesome. Can’t wait for our big launch! — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Haven’t been on Twitter in a few hours. Are the Koreas still there? — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Used Cyber Monday as an excuse to surf porn sites for “bargains.” — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Waiting at the airport and guarding my daughter's luggage. At least I tell people it's my daughter's luggage: http://bit.ly/cwOuq8 — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
As if the TSA couldn’t get any creepier, today they announced they’re changing their name to Uncle TSA. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
It really is true; you meet some great people when you sleep overnight on the Black Friday line at Wal-Mart! — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Can't tweet...eating... — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Instead of making anyone travel for Thanksgiving, this year the O’Briens will have a tense, silent meal over Skype. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Ricky Gervais demanded I tweet that he has a new live DVD out this week. Once again, the English oppress the Irish. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Christina Aguilera just taught me how to cup my breasts. Not a tweet, really… just wanted to see that sentence written down. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
TLC announced that ratings for “Sarah Palin’s Alaska” are much bigger than the show it replaced, “Joe Lieberman’s Connecticut.” — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
It’s official: I can’t juggle hatchets. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I’m telling ya, the clock is ticking on this Harry Potter fad. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Thinking of removing my calf implants. My eyes are up here, ladies. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
The handsome, sexy comedian Russell Brand is on the show today. (Correction) The handsome sexy comedian HAS Russell Brand on the show today. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
According to the ancient Mayan Calendar, this year Txlaquatl falls on a Mxipoltec. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
McDonald's sent 50 McRibs to our office. I left two for my staff: http://bit.ly/cwOuq8 — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
My favorite thing about November? Limited Edition Turkey M&M’s. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Just found out my new show is not on in Finland. What the hell is President Obama doing with his time? #EläköönSuomi — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Everyone keeps asking me what a "Tokyo Sandblaster" is. Tweet me your best guess. #tokyosandblaster — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
What a great week of shows! The Today Show never fails to impress. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
My kids are demanding I take them on that cruise that only serves pop tarts. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
It’s been a crazy ride, but I finally hold the record! No one has hosted “Conan” more times than I have. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Thanks to the over 4 million people who watched my TBS debut last night. And the 5 million others who tried to find TBS. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
It feels great to be back. To all my fans: Thank you. You are the reason this happened. Also, now I have to change my Twitter bio. Damn you. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Thanks to @YiyingLu, I can finally come clean about my terrible whale riding addiction: http://bit.ly/cbaajJ #conanpalewhale #conanreturns — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I feel like I have something to do tonight that I keep forgetting. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Just tried on my suit for tomorrow’s premiere. I have twelve hours to lose 35 pounds. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Tomorrow, I’ll be back where I truly belong - indoors, under artificial light. — PolitiTweet.org
