Conan O'Brien

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Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Just “made it rain” with Snoop Dogg. He tossed money in the air, and I seeded clouds until precipitation ensued. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted June 15, 2011 Hibernated

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Thanks to the honorary doctorate I received from Dartmouth yesterday, I changed the name of "Conan" to the much funnier "Dr. O'Brien." — PolitiTweet.org

Posted June 14, 2011 Hibernated

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

A rare and exciting behind-the-scenes look at the making of the previous twitpic: http://t.co/M5PvvCO — PolitiTweet.org

Posted June 13, 2011 Hibernated

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

On my way back from Dartmouth Commencement. http://t.co/quHHogT — PolitiTweet.org

Posted June 13, 2011 Hibernated

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

R.I.P. the _________creator of the always__________ Mad Libs. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted June 11, 2011 Hibernated

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

It's probably time for Congressman Weiner to resign. Hopefully we’ll get better behavior out of his replacement, Richard Penis. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted June 10, 2011 Hibernated

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

My thanks to Congressman Anthony Weiner for making my job so easy this week. Now it’s your turn, Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted June 10, 2011 Hibernated

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Every 666 years there’s a mystical 2-day convergence between Toyotathon and Lobsterfest. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted June 8, 2011 Hibernated

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I prefer to have my affairs over Twitter because I usually can't last more than 140 characters. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted June 7, 2011 Hibernated

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

If you like surf music & wrestling masks, catch me tomorrow night at: http://bit.ly/ma078M — PolitiTweet.org

Posted June 7, 2011 Hibernated

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Move over Weinergate. This may or may not be a shot of my foot in a sock. http://bit.ly/jbrkgc — PolitiTweet.org

Posted June 5, 2011 Hibernated

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Having some work done on my house - and yes, "making it so my doorbell plays the theme to Magnum PI" counts as home improvement. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted June 5, 2011 Hibernated

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

All right, who keeps throwing empty beer cans in my pool and erasing my memory? — PolitiTweet.org

Posted June 3, 2011 Hibernated

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

75 degrees and sunny outside. This is perfect Rollerblades Gather More Dust weather. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted June 2, 2011 Hibernated

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

My baloney has a first name. It's Jeff. Think I need to switch brands. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted June 1, 2011 Hibernated

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

If someone in this CVS is following me on Twitter, please open up another register. My Flavor Ice Pops are melting. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted May 31, 2011 Hibernated

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Memorial Day cookout a wild success. I’ve lost count of all the weenies I’ve had in my backyard. Let me rephrase that. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted May 30, 2011 Hibernated

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I hear there's an evil peacock in Kung Fu Panda 2. Those kids movies are so unrealistic. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted May 29, 2011 Hibernated

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Hey @Oprah - Get a job! — PolitiTweet.org

Posted May 28, 2011 Hibernated

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Hey, it's Jack McBrayer's birthday. Let's all chip in and buy him an indoor toilet! — PolitiTweet.org

Posted May 28, 2011 Hibernated

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

You’re welcome, Google Earth. #fridaynudesunbathing — PolitiTweet.org

Posted May 27, 2011 Hibernated

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Product placement is so pervasive these days it makes me want to Doritos. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted May 26, 2011 Hibernated

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Just because it’s a birthday card for someone who works on the show doesn’t mean I’m going to waive my $25 autograph fee. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted May 25, 2011 Hibernated

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

The Basic Cable Band is playing at The Troubadour in LA tomorrow night at 8. If they charge me a cover, I'll be pissed. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted May 24, 2011 Hibernated

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Does anyone know how to get chocolate milk out of an iPad? — PolitiTweet.org

Posted May 24, 2011 Hibernated

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

It can’t be long before there’s an “Arab Spring” soap. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted May 23, 2011 Hibernated

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

The hotel I'm staying in left this for me in my room. Thanks for the support, and for type 2 diabetes. http://bit.ly/lXDz6i — PolitiTweet.org

Posted May 22, 2011 Hibernated

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Hmm. This flame-retardant #Rapture suit i bought off the guy at Pico and La Cienaga looks an awful lot like long-johns. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted May 21, 2011 Hibernated

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Visiting my boyhood home & found my old drum kit. No drummer I've ever talked to has heard of a "Cortley." http://bit.ly/kELtay — PolitiTweet.org

Posted May 20, 2011 Hibernated

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I'm not a competitive eater unless someone orders French fries "for the table." — PolitiTweet.org

Posted May 19, 2011 Hibernated