Conan O'Brien

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Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Just realized I was reading the Wikipedia page for Steve Urkel. Time to go outside! — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Aug. 8, 2011 Hibernated

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Just read in the NY Times that @RafinhaBastos is ahead of me on Twitter. I think my new Brazilian wax should even the score. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Aug. 7, 2011 Hibernated

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Getting a massage - how much does one tip for an “awkward ending”? — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Aug. 5, 2011 Hibernated

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

There are 81 restaurants in the world with three Michelin stars and none of them are @WhiteCastle. The system is broken. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Aug. 4, 2011 Hibernated

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Being pale in Southern California isn’t easy, which is why I appreciate the judgment-free environment at Turtleneck Beach. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Aug. 3, 2011 Hibernated

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Can’t believe it’s Shark Week again. It seems like just yesterday I was taking down last year’s Shark Week decorations. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Aug. 3, 2011 Hibernated

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I can’t watch Jeopardy now that I know Alex Trebek sleeps in the nude. It’s the same reason I can’t watch those @BarbaraJWalters specials. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Aug. 1, 2011 Hibernated

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Just in case, I start every phone conversation with, “You can hang up now, Rupert Murdoch.” — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 31, 2011 Hibernated

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Turns out, "Cowboys & Aliens" is NOT about Arizona’s immigration laws. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 30, 2011 Hibernated

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

McCain called the Tea Party “Hobbits” & the Tea Party called McCain a “troll.” I’m finally starting to understand this debt ceiling thing. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 30, 2011 Hibernated

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Is it possible to sue your comb? — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 28, 2011 Hibernated

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Children grow up so fast. One day they’re taking their 1st steps, the next they’re taken away after a judge rules you’re a negligent parent. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 27, 2011 Hibernated

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Hey, I’m tweeting from inside a car wash! I wonder if my phone will still work if I roll down the win — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 26, 2011 Hibernated

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Caught again, napping with my special pillow: http://t.co/THpl4DH — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 25, 2011 Hibernated

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

If Voldemort is such a powerful wizard, why can’t he conjure up a new nose? — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 24, 2011 Hibernated

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Had a great time @Comic_Con, but I'm kind of regretting this "Vampire Diaries" tattoo. #SDCC — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 23, 2011 Hibernated

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Currently walking around @Comic_Con. Good god, Batman has really let himself go. #SDCC — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 23, 2011 Hibernated

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Visiting The Flaming C Art Gallery @Comic_Con. It's just like the Louvre, only better: http://t.co/nXOxjTA #SDCC — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 23, 2011 Hibernated

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I have arrived @Comic_Con. The air is thick with the smell of Cheetos and celibacy. #SDCC — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 22, 2011 Hibernated

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Headed to @Comic_Con tomorrow - I might check out the Green Lantern panel. I’ll be the guy dressed as Conan. #SDCC — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 21, 2011 Hibernated

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Today my assistant is retaliating by doing an impression of MY father: http://t.co/ZxsHChL — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 20, 2011 Hibernated

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

My assistant is furious because I'm pretending to be her father with my ingenious homemade costume: http://t.co/cPs0UFa — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 20, 2011 Hibernated

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

You never know who you’ll run into at the Warner Bros commissary. I just saw the guy who plays that guy on that show. You know - that guy! — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 18, 2011 Hibernated

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I’m in and out of my car a lot faster since I made Gary Busey the voice on my GPS system. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 17, 2011 Hibernated

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

They’ve closed a major freeway here in LA and are calling it “Carmageddon.” I would’ve called it “The Carshank Redemption." — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 16, 2011 Hibernated

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I’m thinking of outsourcing a company in India to write my cultural stereotype jokes. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 15, 2011 Hibernated

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Thanks to everyone who made our multiple Emmy nominations possible. If this doesn't end the budget bickering in Washington, nothing will. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 14, 2011 Hibernated

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Hey @CatDeeley, If this isn't sexual chemistry, I don't know what is. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 14, 2011 Hibernated

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Dear @CatDeeley: Nice attempt to cover the fact you didn't know how to spell my name in your first tweet. We're through. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 13, 2011 Hibernated

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I can’t believe the aerobic workout I get every day running from @CatDeeley’s bodyguards. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 13, 2011 Hibernated