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Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Younger people can never understand how much hard work it took to laugh at strangers before @YouTube. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
So far we’ve been incredibly lucky that all of our guests have something to promote. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Why is my local porn store having a “Back to School” sale? — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
My lifetime ratio of bananas purchased to bananas eaten is running about 5 to 1. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I still can’t believe @BarackObama would take a 10 day vacation! I’ll have more to say about this topic when I resume taping my show on 9/6. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
My goldfish is either planking or dead. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Staying in a weird house. I think this lamp looks like an ostrich uterus: http://t.co/TR4Hu9f — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Finally found the world's largest Frying Pan. My life no longer has purpose. http://t.co/oNpQJZ4 — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Woke up and read that Stan Lee is suing the movie "Conan" for ripping him off. Now my father is suing Stan Lee. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Just tried to donate to the @GatesFoundation. Curiously, they refused to accept my '92 Ford Taurus: http://t.co/sCTWehI — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
You say one thing @CatDeeley, but your overly physical home security team says another. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Look for me in a spin-off of “So You Think You Can Dance” called “So You’ve Been Stalking @CatDeeley.” — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Tip for screenwriters: need a place for a character to breakdown and cry? Try the shower! — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Sorry @AndersonCooper, but as long as there is blood in my scalp, my hair shall defeat yours. (Maniacal laughter) — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Really regretting green lighting “Bring Your Marital Problems to Work Day." — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
In my old neighborhood in Boston, some nights I couldn’t sleep because of the sound of gunshots. They always came from inside the house. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I hate it when you come home from the beach and find dolphin embryos between your toes. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
There are only three basic stories to tell: Man vs. Man, Man vs. Society, and Webster. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I like my women the way I like my coffee. Yup, I like blonde slutty coffee with low self esteem. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Attention Spiders: The Ab-Flexer in my garage is an excellent location for a long-term web. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Just a reminder to check on your elderly relatives during these hot summer months. Hi Dad. There, my job’s done. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Rick Perry is a religious, right-wing conservative who’s a former pilot and the governor of Texas. Finally! One of those! — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Mitt Romney says “Corporations are People.” So that’s why IBM keeps calling asking me to “hang out.” — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Newsweek apologized to Michele Bachmann for making her look crazy. Can’t wait to see this week’s cover with Gary Busey. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Betting big on tech stock. Is “America Online” a good company? — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I know too many Joshes. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I was just told that today is my 3,000th show. A staffer calculated that if you watched all 3,000 back to back, you’d be really annoyed. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I try to learn one new word a day and use it in a sentence. Today that word was "today." — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
From my ginger hair to my lack of rhythm, Bob Marley's influence on me is clear. Help his charity help kids: http://t.co/D53GBhH #beafriend — PolitiTweet.org
