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Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Spoke with a dermatologist from my hometown. Hear me try to secure an appointment @ https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/TN4qjo2BwF — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 14, 2021
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Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Haven’t watched “Scenes From a Marriage” yet, but my wife loves it and keeps shouting “nailed it!” at the TV. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 14, 2021
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Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Pizza is like sex: I walked in on my parents having it once. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 13, 2021
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Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Good news out of Washington- I don’t have to Google “what is the debt ceiling” again for 5 weeks. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 12, 2021
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Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Jake Gyllenhaal stared into my soul and I saw horror in his eyes. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/HZ1bfMSG4u — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 11, 2021
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Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

How bored am I? I know all the characters in the Progressive cinematic universe. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 10, 2021
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Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Sad to think in a few weeks this Spirit Halloween store will be a different Spirit Halloween store. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 9, 2021
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Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

When I track packages I ordered, I don’t use the number. I use footprints, broken leaves, and the smell of blood. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 8, 2021
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Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

This week, a fan helped me workshop my obituary. @NYTObits, take note. https://t.co/pfOk23nSHZ https://t.co/vM4dcmYpsd — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 7, 2021
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Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Squid Game is a lot like growing up with 5 siblings, except the winner got to pick what was on TV that night. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 6, 2021
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Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

This Facebook/Instagram fiasco is why I always keep five Earthlink CDs on my person at all times. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 5, 2021
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Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Finally confronted @AndersonCooper about why he never contacts me when he's visiting L.A. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/47lIUNFxda — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 4, 2021
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Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I'm worried I offended my Uber driver because he didn't offer me any cryptocurrency tips. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 3, 2021
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Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I've reached a point in my life where I'm ready to start talking about starting meditation in 5 years. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 2, 2021
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Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Even the woodpeckers in L.A. love modern architecture: https://t.co/EdUiBc5V4V — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 1, 2021
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Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I love it when a fan starts off the podcast by calling me "Lord O'Brien." https://t.co/pfOk23nSHZ https://t.co/INxNrlLZkm — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 30, 2021
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Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Listen, if you don't want to know how to cleanly dismember a body, then don't ask what I'd do for a Klondike bar. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 29, 2021
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Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

A G7 summit without Angela Merkel? Stop the world, I want to get off. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 28, 2021
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Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Come to hear my conversation with @TiffanyHaddish, stay to hear her coach me to be a phone sex operator. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/xMvIMygSv4 — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 27, 2021
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Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I just learned that Tom Hiddleston initially auditioned to be Thor not Loki and that sounds exactly like something Loki would do. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 26, 2021
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Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I heard aliens were about to officially reveal themselves to Earthlings but the whole Jeopardy mess really turned them off. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 25, 2021
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Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Enjoyed talking to @AndyRichter and @AnyLaurie16 about a fan-favorite sketch, "Puppy Conan." #BehindTheNonsense https://t.co/U5WKzc6wSW — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 24, 2021
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Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Very glad to know that my fan Rose is out there kicking ass, killing bugs, and gliding through the roller derby of life. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/wvy3EMlN8y — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 23, 2021
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Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

The new James Bond movie is just Daniel Craig frantically running errands saying, "Sorry, I would die, but I simply don't have the time!" — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 22, 2021
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Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

It's pretty cool that within weeks we'll be seeing all those Met Gala outfits at our local Goodwills. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 21, 2021
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Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Time spent with @MelissaMcCarthy is time VERY well spent. Check out our gabfest. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/1me2mZip8d — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 20, 2021
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Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I felt a strong need to talk about Norm today and I was lucky that two good friends from my show joined me to share stories about what made this brilliant and complicated guy so unique. https://t.co/pfOk23nSHZ — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 17, 2021
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Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I felt a strong need to talk about Norm today and I was lucky that two good friends from my show joined me to share stories about what made this brilliant and complicated guy so unique. https://t.co/d6u1Dg53AT — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 17, 2021 Deleted after 57 seconds Just a Typo
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Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I am absolutely devastated about Norm Macdonald. Norm had the most unique comedic voice I have ever encountered and he was so relentlessly and uncompromisingly funny. I will never laugh that hard again. I'm so sad for all of us today. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 14, 2021
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Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Loved chatting with the person behind some of your favorite #ParksAndRec episodes, @AlanYang. His new podcast… https://t.co/E7tob9Udxf — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Sept. 13, 2021