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Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
These are our show offices in New York. Either that, or I'm running for Congress. http://t.co/abfOrwd9 — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Bought this hat because I thought it would make me look cool in New York. So far, six men have asked me out. http://t.co/gO05yp8r — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
There is no subtle way to ask a grocery checkout clerk to run away with you to Hawaii. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
What does it mean when a new intern calls you "Andy?" — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I am not doing well at #FantasyFootball, mainly because my starting quarterback is @PatriciaHeaton. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Just cancelled my Netflix subscription. Their laserdisc collection is pitiful. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Gaddafi may have been worth 200 billion dollars when he was killed. Even more tragic, he was just 2 days away from retirement. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Siri, write a funny tweet for me, and don’t be a bitch about it. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
In D.C. to see Will Ferrell get the Mark Twain Award and I found this cookie in my room. It terrifies me. http://t.co/B5Qq8oYt — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
In line at the movies, and people are staring at me. Perhaps too early for the "Twilight: Breaking Dawn" costume? — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
It's Friday night and I'm feeling naughty. Time for some Golden Girls on Netflix Instant. Let's do this, ladies! — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Just learned that my name spelled backwards is Nanoc, the Eskimo word for “tall redhead who spells his name backwards”. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Those who forget the bad historical movies of the past are doomed to remake them. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Feeling creepy? Then check out the live feed of 3 cougars sleeping in my studio: http://t.co/VeJY9GSR — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
A publisher just asked me to write my autobiography, but they want it to be about Johnny Depp. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Just found out that @TeamCoco was also the name of the Chanel softball team. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I think a film crew from @AnimalPlanet is watching me eat this meatball sub. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Driving around LA on days like today remind me of that old NWA song called “Running Errands.” — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
According to new research, too much sex can cause temporary amnesia. Finally, something that explains my photographic memory. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
My kids asked me what the Wall Street protestors were angry about, & I told them it was the crappy Father’s Day gift they gave me last year. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I hope this doesn’t sound creepy, but I have to admit the new Volkswagon Beetle has a really nice ass. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
My counter movement, Occupy Robert Wohl’s Street, doesn’t seem to be gaining traction. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Just spent 5 hours organizing my Qwikster queue. Really starting to love this new site! #qwikster4life — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Excited for the Breaking Bad season finale tonight. My prediction: Something will not go as planned and meth will be involved. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Have you ever noticed that you never see me and Ryan Gosling in the same room at the same time? #gullibleladiespleaseread — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
They say if you love something, set it free. So I just set free my collection of Korean pornography. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Dawn in NYC. May use this for cover of my new album "I Tend To Look Better In Morning Light." http://t.co/3u7a1TGj — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Just joined the first Tea Party group sponsored by Celestial Seasons. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Just reached 4 million Twitter followers. IS THIS GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU, DAD?!?? — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Just found the first honest psychic hotline that told me I would soon regret giving them my credit card number. — PolitiTweet.org
