Conan O'Brien

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Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

These are our show offices in New York. Either that, or I'm running for Congress. http://t.co/abfOrwd9 — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 30, 2011 Hibernated

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Bought this hat because I thought it would make me look cool in New York. So far, six men have asked me out. http://t.co/gO05yp8r — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 30, 2011 Hibernated

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

There is no subtle way to ask a grocery checkout clerk to run away with you to Hawaii. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 30, 2011 Hibernated

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

What does it mean when a new intern calls you "Andy?" — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 28, 2011 Hibernated

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I am not doing well at #FantasyFootball, mainly because my starting quarterback is @PatriciaHeaton. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 27, 2011 Hibernated

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Just cancelled my Netflix subscription. Their laserdisc collection is pitiful. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 26, 2011 Hibernated

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Gaddafi may have been worth 200 billion dollars when he was killed. Even more tragic, he was just 2 days away from retirement. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 26, 2011 Hibernated

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Siri, write a funny tweet for me, and don’t be a bitch about it. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 25, 2011 Hibernated

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

In D.C. to see Will Ferrell get the Mark Twain Award and I found this cookie in my room. It terrifies me. http://t.co/B5Qq8oYt — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 23, 2011 Hibernated

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

In line at the movies, and people are staring at me. Perhaps too early for the "Twilight: Breaking Dawn" costume? — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 22, 2011 Hibernated

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

It's Friday night and I'm feeling naughty. Time for some Golden Girls on Netflix Instant. Let's do this, ladies! — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 22, 2011 Hibernated

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Just learned that my name spelled backwards is Nanoc, the Eskimo word for “tall redhead who spells his name backwards”. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 20, 2011 Hibernated

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Those who forget the bad historical movies of the past are doomed to remake them. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 19, 2011 Hibernated

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Feeling creepy? Then check out the live feed of 3 cougars sleeping in my studio: http://t.co/VeJY9GSR — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 19, 2011 Hibernated

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

A publisher just asked me to write my autobiography, but they want it to be about Johnny Depp. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 18, 2011 Hibernated

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Just found out that @TeamCoco was also the name of the Chanel softball team. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 17, 2011 Hibernated

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I think a film crew from @AnimalPlanet is watching me eat this meatball sub. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 16, 2011 Hibernated

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Driving around LA on days like today remind me of that old NWA song called “Running Errands.” — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 15, 2011 Hibernated

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

According to new research, too much sex can cause temporary amnesia. Finally, something that explains my photographic memory. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 15, 2011 Hibernated

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

My kids asked me what the Wall Street protestors were angry about, & I told them it was the crappy Father’s Day gift they gave me last year. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 13, 2011 Hibernated

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I hope this doesn’t sound creepy, but I have to admit the new Volkswagon Beetle has a really nice ass. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 12, 2011 Hibernated

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

My counter movement, Occupy Robert Wohl’s Street, doesn’t seem to be gaining traction. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 11, 2011 Hibernated

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Just spent 5 hours organizing my Qwikster queue. Really starting to love this new site! #qwikster4life — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 10, 2011 Hibernated

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Excited for the Breaking Bad season finale tonight. My prediction: Something will not go as planned and meth will be involved. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 9, 2011 Hibernated

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Have you ever noticed that you never see me and Ryan Gosling in the same room at the same time? #gullibleladiespleaseread — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 8, 2011 Hibernated

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

They say if you love something, set it free. So I just set free my collection of Korean pornography. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 7, 2011 Hibernated

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Dawn in NYC. May use this for cover of my new album "I Tend To Look Better In Morning Light." http://t.co/3u7a1TGj — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 6, 2011 Hibernated

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Just joined the first Tea Party group sponsored by Celestial Seasons. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 5, 2011 Hibernated

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Just reached 4 million Twitter followers. IS THIS GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU, DAD?!?? — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 4, 2011 Hibernated

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Just found the first honest psychic hotline that told me I would soon regret giving them my credit card number. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 4, 2011 Hibernated