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Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
My adoring fans. http://t.co/g1whZi31 — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
If you love the gutsy Tom Brady & the high drama of today's AFC matchup, you'll love the DVD rerelease of Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
South Carolina voters just found out Newt has been seeing North Carolina voters on the side. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
#FF the always hilarious @ConanOBrien. Wow, I think I’m really getting the hang of this #FF thing. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I’m getting so many spam e-mails for the Genie Bra, I’m starting to wonder if maybe I should do something to perk up “my girls.” — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Ah, the majestic LA River winds through the WB Lot. Like something out of Mark Twain, if he worked for “2 Broke Girls.” http://t.co/W5bCgPhw — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
This morning, I threw my dog a stick and he came back with a sitcom development deal. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
If antihistamines are used to make meth, then it stands to reason that meth will help my chest cold. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
The @GoldenGlobes claim they don't have a category for Late Night television, but it sure feels like an "Irish thing" to me. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Did you know if you mix Coke Zero, Pepsi One, hazelnut coffee, and ketchup, you get yelled at by the manager at 7-11? — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
The Tea Party is still looking for the “anti-Romney.” They’re so desperate, they’re starting to look at President Obama. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
.@TimTebow, don’t get cocky, pal. Jockey also paid me to wear underwear. #FruitoftheLooms. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
.@RickyGervais flashed this part of his body. To find out which part, watch tonight's show. http://t.co/kjabu0CR — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
My new poster just arrived. OTH 4 eva! http://t.co/XeIOsh5F — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
A new study claims that dogs are able to read our expressions and know what we want. I had no idea I wanted a dog to hump my leg. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I just realized Mitt Romney is really Duck from "Mad Men." #hopeyouknowyoursecondarymadmencharacters. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Thank God Beyonce had her baby and can go back to work. For the past 6 months that family's had to live entirely on Jay-Z's salary. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I challenge you to find any YouTube video that wouldn’t be improved by the addition of a Basset Hound dressed as Sherlock Holmes. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Hey, Good & Plenty candies – you definitely got your name half-right. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
When I really need a good laugh, I just imagine Edward Scissorhands attempting to eat crab legs. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
For the dictator of a rogue state, Kim-Jong Un is really mellow and fun to video iChat with. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
The University of Oregon Ducks won the Rose Bowl? I haven’t said “Congratulations, Ducks!” since I watched mallards have an orgy in my pool. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I hope the Mayans are wrong, but if they’re right, I just don’t want to be interviewing @Snooki when it happens. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
On Chinese New Year’s Day, I watch Chinese College Football. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I think Morley Safer and I are the only celebrities that aren’t in the movie “New Year’s Eve". What? Morley’s in there, too? — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
America’s giving up. This year in Times Square they’re going to drop a giant Cinnabon. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
As I look around at everything we have, I want to thank the one who makes it all possible: China. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Of all the pirates who sailed the 7 seas, I’m pretty sure Bluetooth was the most annoying. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Is there any point to playing a zydeco album in “shuffle” mode? — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Only 364 more shopping days until Christmas. — PolitiTweet.org
