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Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Lunch: Sunflower seeds, an entire jar of kosher pickles, and Valentine's candy stolen from my daughter's room. http://t.co/DlJx7yRo — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Tonight on #Conan, I play with hamsters, urinate gravy, and @SteveMartinToGo is "sluggish." #QualityTelevision — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Lunch Today: turkey with sun-dried tomatoes. To drink, a can of Campbells mushroom soup from the 1970's. http://t.co/NHYjX9qU — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Today's lunch: a chicken tostada salad and homemade sangria I poured into a Vitamin Water bottle. http://t.co/2P2LsjbU — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Valentine's Day dinner with my Executive Producer, Jeff Ross. Love at last!! http://t.co/4nkur4Bf — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
In honor of Valentine's Day, I'm having a small chicken burrito and an apple. Start your sex engines! http://t.co/wqsBaL4y — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Today's lunch: Turkey patty, garlic broccolini, and roasted veggies. Not pictured: Boston cream pie with mayo. http://t.co/lFBoqvXI — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
This week, I'll be taking photos of what I eat for lunch. Someone thought this would be a good idea. They're now looking for a job. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Give me a call, @JustinBieber! Together we can make a fortune selling “I Can’t Belieb It’s Not Butter” to kids with high cholesterol. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
An Arizona senator wants to create a special holiday just for white people. We already have one called The Season Premiere of Mad Men. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
What will become of the SkyMall catalogue when there are actually malls in the sky? — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Just heard my old pal Triumph was snubbed for a #GoldenCollarAward, whatever that is. Correct this injustice: http://t.co/vScaRPD2 — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Is it sadder that I sometimes write myself letters and pretend they're from viewers, or that all those letters say they hate me? — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Now that football’s over, I have my Sundays back. Get ready, Santa Monica Men’s Quilting Workshop! — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I lost $500 betting yesterday. Not on the Super Bowl, on “Downton Abbey.” — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Make sure to watch for my commercial during the #SuperBowl. You'll only see it if you’re watching a “Sex and the City” re-run on E!. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Turns out “Bingo Bango Bongo!” is not a good thing to yell out during sex. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Had to see a men’s doctor today. Why? Let’s just say "Newt is no longer surging in the polls." — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I like the name "Groundhog Day" much better than the original "Pull Out The Dirt Rat Time." — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Tonight on #Conan, Apple chose my show to introduce their revolutionary new product - http://t.co/cJKAWfmr — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
.@MittRomney won the Florida primary. Amazing how much better he runs when he's left in the charger for the full 8 hours. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Tonight's #CONAN incorporates two movies that make me sob uncontrollably: "The Lion King" and "The Wicker Man." — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Always happy to see my signed headshot up at a local business. Thanks, Burbank 24-Hour Pawn 'N Firearm. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Being a celebrity means I can get any restaurant reservation when George Clooney cancels at the last minute. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Just got some weird looks at the health club when I unrolled my Ke$ha yoga mat. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Project Runway star Tim Gunn said that he hasn’t had sex in 29 years. I had no idea he was married. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Patriots by 7. This is my pick for the Superbowl. And for any future U.S. revolutionary wars. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Time for a little spring cleaning. Does Seal Team 6 do gutters? — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
According to a new study, talking after having sex is just as important as sex. I’m just glad listening isn’t important. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
There’s a "Great Gatsby" film coming out in 3-D. They say it’s like Fitzgerald’s depiction of a generation's angst is coming right at you. — PolitiTweet.org
