Conan O'Brien

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Want to Zoom with me? Bid now and help support @HomesForOurTrps. https://t.co/rQUS4iKotS — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Big thanks to @ArnettWill and the 55 million people who came out to see the live taping of my podcast at the @Wiltern. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/eY2fcV3z9i — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Great news about Big Bird, but sadly, 30% of Paw Patrol are still unvaxxed. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Great to chat with @TheRealDratch about #SNL, the origin of her "Debbie Downer" character, and the time we carpooled to Boston together. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/UmmAfvO4n3 — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I really laughed at this comic book by my writer and friend @JoseArroyoWrite. Check out "Somewhere In L.A" @ https://t.co/GoaVbaJomb https://t.co/Sx2fmPcIdv — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

You miss 100% of the booster shots you don't take. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Occasionally I'll catch a glimpse of myself in the mirror and think "ugh, is this really what everyone is sexually fantasizing about?” — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Chatted with a fan about living in Indigenous territory, singing karaoke, and improvisation. https://t.co/pfOk23nSHZ https://t.co/sKM247O1yd — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Chatted with a fan about living in Indigenous territory, singing karaoke, and improvisation. https://t.co/keUSPs2XMb https://t.co/ApArN29Oys — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

It's cool to see beaches now rebranding themselves as Dune theme parks. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

If you want to avoid seeing your family this Thanksgiving, be sure to book a flight on American or Southwest. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

.@ElvisCostello played my 1946 Martin guitar and I became so happy that my soul left my body and still hasn’t returned. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/JPmVyyZ0YS — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Guys, seriously: as the year comes to a close, let’s keep the Christ in Christmas and the Ween in Halloween. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

For Halloween I'm going as a narcissist. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Because I'm so evolved, I look forward to seeing the Sex-Positive Essential Health Worker costumes this year. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

My writers Mike Sweeney and Jessie Gaskell have all the dirt on me, which is why they're the best people to host #InsideConan, a podcast that looks back on our 28-year run in late night. https://t.co/pfOk23nSHZ https://t.co/wTYlqhcshX — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

One of my favorite writers @anylaurie16 just released a new stand-up album called “Corset” and it’s #1 on iTunes. Do yourself a favor and check it out https://t.co/I1jj34Xrsf — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

One of my fave morning traditions is hearing another troubling story about Zuckerberg followed by a quick "Facebook is a sponsor of NPR." — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I enter parties just like the Kool-Aid Man, except I knock first and I'm carrying lukewarm broth. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Was thrilled to chat with @Daniel_Sloss about making his U.S. television debut on my show, toxic relationships, and Scotland's hatred of England. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/hf2sAnMPbW — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Gyro places put out those giant spinning meat cylinders, yet I’M the weird one for jumping over the counter and licking it like a popsicle?? — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I bought 600 million Labradoodle coins (LBRD) and now I’m thinking it was a waste of $20.00. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Every October I’m kidnapped and forced to scare birds at a local pumpkin patch. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

For my fan Manu's sake, I hope no one from France listens to this episode. https://t.co/pfOk23nSHZ https://t.co/LzrKixhmDv — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I forgot a gift for my wife’s birthday, but easily slinked out of it by blaming the supply chain. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Fun flirty first-date question: "What were the last 10 targeted ads you saw on Instagram?" — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

"Simon Rich and I have so many points of commonality. Hear us chat about The Harvard Lampoon, SNL, The Simpsons, and more." - Conan https://t.co/rA9Qqep8tT — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Audiobooks are a great way to absorb 1/3 of a book. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Didn't realize "bottomless" mimosas referred to the drink and not the dress code, my apologies to everyone in this airport. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I don’t want to make Machine Gun Kelly jealous, but the first time I met Megan Fox, she said “I smell panic.” — PolitiTweet.org