Deleted tweet detection is currently running at reduced
capacity due to changes to the Twitter API. Some tweets that have been
deleted by the tweet author may not be labeled as deleted in the PolitiTweet
interface.
Showing page 149 of 180.
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
The Olympics are being streamed online, so last night at 3 a.m. I tried to convince my wife I was on the computer watching archery. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I predict 350 lb. weight lifter Holley Mangold will bring home the gold and 4 guys against their will. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
The opening ceremonies have won me over. Any show that combines pyrotechnics, top hats, The Beatles and sheep is okay in my book. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Watching London’s opening ceremonies. Hard to believe my ancestors were conquered by theirs. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Mitt Romney is at the Olympics. Mitt said he loves watching people from other countries work for no money. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
It’s hard to believe that the greatest division in American politics these days is “pro-“ or “anti-Chick-fil-A.” — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
It’s reported that Kim Jong-un got married. He’s registered at the local, “Bed, Bath and Other Things They Don’t Have in North Korea.” — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Reportedly, there are many trucking jobs that no one wants. Trucking Industry: make trucking more like the battle at the end of Mad Max II. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Bad morning - my juicer broke when it couldn't handle 6 frozen meatballs. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Met this celeb at a Malibu taco joint and am now part of his bro posse. Guess who spends more time at the beach? http://bit.ly/M4T8xG — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Athletes at the Olympics are being issued 15 condoms each. Or as the men’s table tennis players put it, “14 condoms too many." — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I'd like to say I'm wearing this mesh tank top because of the heat, but I also wear it every Thanksgiving and Xmas. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
My biggest problem with these bath salt cannibal attacks is believing Americans would willingly eat lean meat. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
#BreakingBad star Bryan Cranston is unimpressed with my meth making ability: http://t.co/gq0SEXsW — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Look for me on next week’s episode of Breaking Bad. I play a beaker of thorium oxide. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I suspected the U.S. Olympics team uniforms were made in China when I noticed the pants didn’t have a cup holder. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
It’s so dangerous to hitchhike. Just ask the guy I buried in the desert. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
There's nothing like a summer picnic with friends, family and cue cards. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
It's quiet today in LA. Reminds me of the day the Kings won the Stanley Cup. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Some Conan trivia: How many dozens of Arby¹s have I been kicked out of? — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
My wife is so cute, always clearing her browser history and throwing the computer out a window when I walk in the room. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
We can all help cure our dependence on foreign oil by becoming depressed and sleeping most of the day. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Money doesn’t grow on trees. Your move, multinational agricultural biotechnology corporations. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
What do you do when you don’t have anything to Tweet? Why not link to Luis Guzman’s IMDB page? http://t.co/TGYNhAXk — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Just got some dirty looks wearing a Hawaiian shirt in a Tahitian-themed restaurant. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
This guy’s at my door. Should I open it? Hate to judge people. http://t.co/fQQLnNMY — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Lots of people buy “2000 Flushes”, but I’m probably the only one who counts every one of them. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Just ate at Poquito Mas. Not one person there was poquito. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Just found out the wife is writing a book about our honeymoon, called “50 Shades of Just O.K.” — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
The rumor is Mitt Romney is getting overconfident. At least, that was the talk today at the Romney Presidential Library. — PolitiTweet.org
