Conan O'Brien

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Check out 20 years of classic bits on TeamCoco: http://t.co/woRCHLOtez. They are “Safe For Work”, depending on how hot I make you. #Conan20 — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

 I don’t like to be wasteful so I’m turning all my leftover Halloween candy corn into a chowder. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Celebrating 20 years on television. That’s over two decades of old people not understanding my show: http://t.co/woRCHLOtez #Conan20 — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Watch #CONAN20 this week to see clips from my 20 years on TV, & see if you can pinpoint when my “procedure” was done. http://t.co/woRCHLOtez — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

For a safe and legal hallucinatory flashback, check out these clips from 20 years of hosting: http://t.co/woRCHLOtez #Conan20 — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I Google-Imaged “Talkshow host.” http://t.co/HdogeN0IrW — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I wonder if a shipment of cumberbunds is called a Cumberbatch. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Calling the horse races at Santa Anita today. It's going gangbusters! http://t.co/GqDBDK3Iu7 — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Who needs a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame when I have this outside @FordsTheatre? http://t.co/A21YAe9Jsg — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I thought I’d seen it all, California. Wow. Gluten-free urinal cakes? — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Too late, @BillGates - I’ve already paired up with the Winklevoss Twins & Tom from MySpace. We can’t lose! — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Recently finished my 3,000th hour on TV. Only 7,000 more ‘til Malcolm @Gladwell thinks I’m an expert. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Brazil is exhuming the bodies of two former presidents. Man, how bad is Brazil’s current president doing? — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

PETA wants the Redskins to be named after a potato. Which is my family’s solution to everything. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Just got nominated for my first Daytime Pulitzer. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I hate to be a hypochondriac but do these pox look small to you? — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

RT if you're going to watch #SuperFunNight tonight AND you enjoy retweeting random tweets. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

The folks at @Pillsbury are getting aggressive: http://t.co/HISdE7ZaYS — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Anyone else watch “Jeopardy” shirtless with face paint? — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Congratulations L.M.F.A.O. for cleaning up at the Acronymies. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Party going on too long? Go up to your guests and whisper, “I hope you’ll stay for my dream journal reading.” — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I just got kicked out of the Museum of Tolerance. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Wife not buying that government shutdown includes all gyms. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Make room on your DVRs for tonight's new episode of #SuperFunNight. I know you can part with ONE of those serial killer documentaries. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

The Gerald Ford Presidential Museum is closed due to the shutdown. Where’s my daughter supposed to celebrate her 10th birthday now? — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Just saw Gravity in 3D. Can’t believe all that happened because someone downloaded iO7 on an iPhone 4. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Crazy week - turns out my Dad might be Woody Allen. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Over 9 million Twitter followers. 1 million more and the empty feeling goes away, right? — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

My rear end, in Latin, is “gluteus non-existentus.” — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Not gonna worry about the neighbor who’s marching around his back yard with a bridal veil on his rake. — PolitiTweet.org