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Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
#OldSchoolTweet http://t.co/n0cDKkXevw — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
You COULD let your guests pile their coats on the bed, but you're just inviting DNA confusion if the night ends in murder. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Not sure how to feel about this. My daughter's class just put on a pageant about The First Black Friday. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Should I be worried that I look a lot like the woman in this dry cleaning ad? http://t.co/QuIl4w7PHO — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
In honor of Hanukkah falling on Thanksgiving, I am going to spend dinner feeling guilty about everything I have to be thankful for. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Fortunately, "gobble gobble" is turkey for "I'm ready, Jesus." — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I consider myself a moral person. That's why I only eat turkeys that have exhausted the appeals process. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Fun fact: the 1st Thanksgiving had lobster, venison and small pox. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Today is a day for drinking beer, watching football, and pretending I don't want to kiss all the players. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I wasn’t going to try Prilosec, but then I saw an online ad of theirs featuring Larry the Cable Guy. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
R2D2 has been confirmed for the next #StarWars film. After all these years, R1D1 still can't catch a break. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
A new study has found that women would rather watch TV than have sex. Sort of good news/bad news thing for me. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Tonight on #CONAN, Mr. @RonBurgundy sings a moving song to Toronto Mayor Rob Ford. http://t.co/fqdc7Ome6N — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Apparently this just happens to anyone who gets within ten feet of @RonBurgundy: http://t.co/dTkpSpMmno #CONAN — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
This Rob Ford guy is proof that you can get pretty far just on looks and charm. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
This insane supercut is both a recap of #CONAN season 3 and a recurring nightmare I've been having lately: http://t.co/StisATwvgz — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I'm gonna go jump in that big pile of leaves. Wait, that's Larry King sitting on his lawn. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Starting a Twitter feud with @Pontifex. Hey, Pope Francis! I admire and respect you! (Not good at Twitter feuds.) — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
The "50 Shades of Grey" movie will be postponed until 2015. For "50 Shades" fans, that's agony - sweet, sweet agony. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Bill Clinton said in terms of Americans keeping their health policy, President Obama should "keep his vow." Then he laughed for 9 hours. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
To commemorate the 150th anniversary of The Gettysburg Address, I joined @KenBurns & #TheAddressPBS in reciting it: http://t.co/XhJWMSu3Te — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Text REDCROSS to 90999 to make a $10 donation to help #Haiyan victims. Give more here: http://t.co/ylA5iQFCjO. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Blockbuster announced they’re closing all their stores. Now where am I supposed to go when I want to be alone? — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I was surprised to find out most of the new THOR movie takes place in a Vermont bed and breakfast. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Enjoy the Twitter IPO, nerds. I'll be at the Myspace yardsale. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Is it wrong to drive out to a farm 3 weeks early just to taunt your Thanksgiving turkey? — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
.@ChrisRock & I are on @BETRealHusbands tonight. I'm gonna hit that network like a ton of plain yogurt. http://t.co/VNbsJICGF8 — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Now that that the FAA is letting us be on our phones during take-off, I don’t want to use my phone during take-off. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
A friend's 4 year old did this to me. I thought it was cute until I was shot at by the @Pokemon gang. http://t.co/qdPpJnnhac — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
When my grandchildren ask me who I was and what I stood for, I’ll say these 3 words:"Money Shot Lincoln." http://t.co/xBciHCedgk #Conan20 — PolitiTweet.org
