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Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Friends are asking about my New Year’s plans, but drinking off-brand gin & browsing http://t.co/5PN4QhsFL2 isn’t really something you plan. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I consider 2013 a pretty good year for me because I didn’t appear in any pistachio commercials. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
“Auld Lang Syne” is actually Scottish for “God, this haggis sucks.” — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
The sights and sounds of Christmas in Boston! http://t.co/aI1KYr787K — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
It’s amazing how fast the gift of a Hickory Farms taffy log can be turned into a weapon by an unappreciative wife. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I’m pretty sure Santa used my bathroom when he was here last night. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
There’s nothing like the look of wonder on a child’s face on Christmas morning when he doesn’t get anything. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Every Christmas, I tell my family the same thing: “I don’t need presents. Just the love of millions of strangers.” — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
My son loves LEGOs, so for Christmas I got him the Goodfellas playset. Paul Sorvino is over 300 pieces. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Yet another Christmas without a special Flavor Flav box set. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
What the song doesn’t mention is that Santa checks EVERYTHING twice. He has OCD. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I’ve been banned from the American Girl Store. Here’s why: http://t.co/XGVnNAe1OO — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Gift cards: the best way to say “Here. You figure it out.” — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I have the scoop of the century: @TomHanks reveals his acting technique from “Bosom Buddies.” http://t.co/wxoUrY0DDF — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Presidential Pez dispensers! http://t.co/YdpaCfaCHZ — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I still remember the first Christmas present my parents ever gave me. It was an iPad. Last year. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Photo Christmas cards: making husbands ask “Who are these people again?” since they were invented. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
This Christmas, I am giving everyone on my staff three seconds of eye contact. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Who says LA doesn't understand the real meaning of Christmas? http://t.co/f4wHsYOUnr — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
.@IceCube, @KevinHart4Real & I made a random @Lyft driver take us on a Hollywood adventure. #RideAlong or die, bitch! http://t.co/xQNcwVgelr — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Tonight, I got to live out a dream: Showing Benedict Cumberbatch my cosplay for HolmesCon 2013! http://t.co/QUjranHc4t — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I’m always happy whenever I hear an @ArcadeFire song, because I know some artisanal cheese can’t be far away. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I’m almost done with my Christmas shopping. Thanks, Burger King! — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Phil Collins is making music again. It took him this long to decide which super close-up photo of his face to put on the album cover. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Sunday, maybe the New York Jets don’t actually try to beat their opponent through football, but instead through a strongly-worded letter. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Jim Parsons & I tore the clothes off @SimonHelberg on #CONAN last night. It was like Magic Mike, but with nerds. http://t.co/kcomftDd8m — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I am a better actor than Daniel Day-Lewis. Here's proof: http://t.co/4mznqH3p7h #SuckItDayLewis — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I don't want to say http://t.co/MkqSJ1u6kr is still flawed, but my health insurance is now being paid for by a prince in Nigeria. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
David Beckham said he was hazed his 1st year as a pro player. For 10 grueling minutes, he was forced to pose for photos with a shirt on. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Amazon drone, wow. Just when I was getting used to the Barnes & Noble surface-to-air book launcher. — PolitiTweet.org
