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Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
We did it with the Olympics, so can we postpone 2022 for a year? — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I think it’s only a matter of time before this fan's robot viciously attacks him. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/z0R7dxxej8 — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Good news, if in the past two years you quarantined for 10 days, you can now apply 5 of those days toward your next quarantine. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Instead of drinking alcohol, I’ve started listening to podcasts at ½ speed. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Very excited that I got to talk to Kieran Culkin about his first time hosting #SNL and one of my favorite shows: #Succession. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/qxIQHAl53l — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Not sure how accurate they are, but CVS still has plenty of Doritos Flamin’ Hot Covid tests. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I wonder if the ancient Greek gods milked their birthdays the way Jesus does every year. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
“Another Conan Funko doll?” – my kids on Christmas morning. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Just came downstairs and Santa is on my couch streaming the new Matrix movie. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Why can’t a symptom of Omicron be the inability to gain weight after eating 9 lbs of Christmas ham? — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Spoke with a criminal defense lawyer who agreed that I would be a terrible juror. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/etVYZVhkJV — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Turns out the people in downtown LA screaming gibberish at the sky aren’t crazy, they’re just two weeks ahead of us. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Just bought a COVID test on eBay that was “gently used.” — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
This is why Jefferson warned that “owning a houseboat shall disqualify a man from holding public office.” — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
My interview with @JimGaffigan is either incredibly good or incredibly bad. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/4uEio8Adgu — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Seasonal depression can be extra tough in L.A., because there’s only one season. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
What dissolves a body faster, lye or sulfuric acid? Asking for a friend (I’m going to murder). — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Movie pitch: Person pitches movie on Twitter. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Had a lovely time chatting with my fan Chrissy, a dental hygienist who bullies her clients into listening to my podcast. https://t.co/pfOk23nSHZ https://t.co/vq618WARXE — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I loved my conversation with Quentin Tarantino so much that I decided to drop it early. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/1nVUWWeAJI — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Wait, does Liz Cheney have all his text messages? Because I may have sent a thirsty picture to Mark Meadows as a joke. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Why do I think that if I died on a Peloton their stock price would go up? — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Tried to eject Will Forte (@orvilleiv) from my podcast multiple times, but he wouldn’t leave. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/hLtuxsChPF — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
This is the year we finally get Cirque du Soleil’s ode to the Saw movies. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
“Looks like there’s no supply chain issues for peppermint bark.” — my colon — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Once again, I wasn’t named one of my own “Favorite People of 2021.” — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Fascinated by my fan Katie's career as a "standardized patient." Hear what that means (and why I'd be great at it) @ https://t.co/pfOk23nSHZ https://t.co/q5lfaXrzqP — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Just a reminder, guns don’t make awful Christmas cards, people make awful Christmas cards. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Just browsing Zillow. Does the Great Pacific garbage patch have good schools? — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Thanks to @RealLeaDeLaria, I may never eat a Triscuit again. Find out why @ https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/lSv8TjLfJW — PolitiTweet.org
