Conan O'Brien

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

World Cup Soccer in Brazil: come for the action, stay because you’ve been murdered. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

People are excited about my sneak peek of the new #SuperSmashBros and I honestly don't know why: http://t.co/R9hmRcJcqc #CluelessGamer — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Tonight on my show, I welcome a true friend and incredible musician. http://t.co/gt1rnQbBwD — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Reality Check: I was around in 1973 and saw absolutely no signs of X-Men from the future. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

.@ChanningTatum & I make a perfect team. I think this is the 22 Jump Street people want to see. (Sorry @JonahHill) http://t.co/72pHZouFFX — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Thinking about Tracy Morgan and his family today. Hoping for a fast recovery for this sweet and uniquely funny man. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I’m a committed vegan, but only between meals. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

A Mylar balloon is just a regular balloon that had work done. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

According to a new study, narcissists use Twitter the most. Please RT. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

In @Rihanna’s defense, all her other see-through dresses were at the cleaners. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Game of Thrones Spoiler Alert: Last night's episode contained violence and some nudity. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I'm so excited--our male summer intern outfits have just arrived! http://t.co/NqXrl8q521 — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Trying to come up with a metaphor for the pointlessness of life, but this hamster in a wheel is distracting me. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Though I support #freethenipple in theory, I haven’t seen my own since a 1982 Yes concert. #idressinthedark — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I’d love to make jokes about the Keystone oil pipeline, but the Koch Brothers still have my dog. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

The #WHsciencefair is a great way to make it to the White House without having to go through all of those messy elections. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Took my son out to play catch and, my God, he fell into a time machine! http://t.co/fktw85iBPt — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

On this day the Battle of Haarlemmermeer, a naval engagement during the Dutch War of Independence, was fought. #didntneedwikipedia — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Here is my one sentence, all-purpose commencement speech: Now get out there and do stuff until you die! — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

The Spurs have the best team/lamest name ratio since the Davenport Shoelaces. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Last night I reviewed the game #WatchDogs. Spoiler alert: You need to know how to use a controller: http://t.co/lT9tbm6PyJ #CluelessGamer — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I like a ladybug in the streets and a bedbug in the sheets. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Dating sites are getting so specific - I just signed up for http://t.co/SBCv6rsE6T. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

See the "#Kingsman: The Secret Service" trailer on #CONAN tonight. I can't believe I lost the lead role to Colin Firth. Again. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

The next Jurassic Park movie should take place on an island where they’ve revived a working Blockbuster Video. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Overheard Tom Brady brag that he just had a Brazilian who'd just had a Brazilian. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

My Starbucks name is dirtier than my porn name. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Just saw @JamesFrancoTV and Chris O'Dowd kill it in "Of Mice and Men." I'm on the left: http://t.co/OZuT6Wsrvd — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I’m being blackmailed by my mistress. She’s threatening to tell everyone we only get together to play Jenga. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I believe it was Horace Greeley who once said, “Never quote an obscure historical figure in a tweet.” — PolitiTweet.org