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Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I don’t think I spend too much time on my smartphone at home, and neither do my kids, Candy and Crush. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 25, 2015
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People talking about their standing desks are the new people talking about their rescue pets. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 24, 2015
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Root beer with eggs was a big mistake. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 23, 2015
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Good to be back on the east coast. I missed mosquitoes the size of hawks. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 22, 2015
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Come on, tell me this doesn’t just scream “US President” http://t.co/oCoJDbYacD — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 21, 2015
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Pluto’s letting the publicity get to his head – he just signed on for the next “Entourage” movie. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 20, 2015
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Presidential candidate Lincoln Chafee is polling at 0%. I guess the country isn’t ready for a President named “Lincoln.” — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 19, 2015
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Can someone give me the contact info for El Chapo’s contractor? Thx. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 18, 2015
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I now regret naming my son “Atticus” and my daughter “Bill Cosby.” — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 17, 2015
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I was shocked that Trump was leading in the polls until I saw footage from a monster truck rally. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 16, 2015
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Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

If you're learning Spanish, be careful not to confuse abogado and avocado. I accidentally ate the wrong one. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 16, 2015
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“Wind Beneath My Wings” is a great song, but what about the wind ABOVE her wings? It’s technically just as important for lift. #Physics — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 15, 2015
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My favorite new song is either that one from the Samsung commercial, or the one from the Budweiser commercial. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 14, 2015
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I yelled out another woman's name during sex but cleverly covered by saying that's my safe word — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 13, 2015
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Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Tonight the cast of #XMenApocalypse marvels at my mutant hair: http://t.co/WWUA8rgZFe #SDCC #ConanCon — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 12, 2015
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Today my ultimate fantasy came true: An awkward prom photo with the cast of @GameOfThrones: http://t.co/Drzd7VJdPu #SDCC #ConanCon — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 11, 2015
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Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Tonight on #CONAN, I welcome both the cast of @GameOfThrones AND @WalkingDead_AMC. No one gets out alive. TBS 11/10c. #SDCC #ConanCon — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 10, 2015
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The frosting on these #CONAN donuts is as delicious as the frosting that makes up my real "hair": http://t.co/759iAXMqmP #SDCC #ConanCon — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 10, 2015
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Tonight on #CONAN, #JenniferLawrence released her inner @Cher: http://t.co/y1qtrJ6hSl #SDCC #ConanCon — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 10, 2015
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Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Tried to get a pic with my favorite @TheHungerGames #MockingjayPart2 actors, but #JLaw ruined it. #ConanCon #SDCC http://t.co/FHA2GFtP3y — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 10, 2015
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Hey, @WoodElijah, looks like we have our winner: https://t.co/JORX6uMdBn — PolitiTweet.org

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@ConanOBrien @woodelijah The Suiticide Squad. #ConanConDuo

Posted July 10, 2015
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Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Last night #SDCC vet @WoodElijah agreed to form a superhero duo with me. Suggest a name with #ConanConDuo. http://t.co/HSEnbxKyU8 — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 9, 2015
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Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

There was really only one way for @AndyRichter and me to drive to @Comic_Con. http://t.co/fNEuIy6Cz6 #SDCC #ConanCon http://t.co/ZrISw05ShY — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 9, 2015
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Not sure how to feel about this. #ConanCon #SDCC http://t.co/y5tipG0ovH — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 8, 2015
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Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Some say my promo department for Comic-Con has gone too far. I say they haven't gone far enough. http://t.co/lLrwP2MpuH #ConanCon #SDCC — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 7, 2015
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Even the king of Comic-Con must take the bus. #ConanCon #SDCC http://t.co/uxni40B9BT — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 6, 2015
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The country of Greece is considering dropping the euro and going with the gyro. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 5, 2015
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Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I like to tell my wife, “Let’s make our own fireworks,” then hand her a bunch of toilet paper rolls and gunpowder. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 4, 2015
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Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I'm writing an Irish-Catholic version of "Inside Out," where the only 2 characters are Guilt and Jameson's. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 3, 2015
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Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

See the women in my office take me to a midnight showing of "Magic Mike XXL": http://t.co/DXwfdeOh4e — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 3, 2015