Conan O'Brien

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

If you can’t wait for Saturday to see @TigNotaro's special Boyish Girl Interrupted on @HBO, watch her amazing appearance on my show tonight! — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Has TV advertising gone too far? I’ll be discussing it on tonight’s CONAN with my guests, the Geico lizard and http://t.co/swRDx9DwrO. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Kanye and Kim might name their next child “Easton West.” I hope his first words are “Get it?” — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I really hope “Straight Outta Compton” kept the scene where you can see me playing backup accordion at the first NWA concert. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

In the office football pool, I didn’t have the Jets QB being punched out by a teammate until Week 2. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Can @realDonaldTrump refrain from campaigning on weekends, when I don’t tape a show? — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Before Jeb Bush tries to reboot the Iraq War, he should talk to the folks who made “Fantastic Four.” — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

The Tom Brady sketch artist drew me: http://t.co/g2E3em2xsg — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I just hit 3 million @YouTube subscribers, and only 1 million are close family members. http://t.co/RssyJBaaaR — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Guess which one of these three is not in the movie #StraightOuttaCompton?@IceCube @CaliforniaHeir http://t.co/2EASNKXXKp — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Marshmallow maker Peeps will have fall flavors including candy corn and pumpkin spice. To save time, I’m gonna throw up now. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Astronomers are trying to understand Jupiter’s big red spot. And why it, typically, just had to show up the night before Jupiter’s prom. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

It’s not that I don’t care about the Drake/Meek Mill feud - it’s that I care TOO MUCH. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Nobody spoil the presidential race for me – I’m planning to just binge-watch it in 2017. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Am I the only one who saw a similarity between the Republican debates and a Kraftwerk concert? http://t.co/LXKsL3cGfM — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Medical marijuana is finally legal in Nevada. Just in case people needed one more way to help them make a bad decision in Nevada. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Congratulations to Jon Stewart on an incredible achievement in comedy. Sadly, now it's back to getting all my news from Geraldo #DailyShow — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I’m so curious as to who will be the 45th president and the 46th Republican Presidential Candidate. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I think a supercut of Tom Cruise running at top speed could be the cure for male infertility. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Showing @VancityReynolds' #Deadpool trailer earned my show a TV-MA rating tonight. Thanks a fucking lot, Ryan. http://t.co/Qcc6OO8j7D #CONAN — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Tonight on #CONAN I learn that not only is #Deadpool a great mercenary, he's also a gentle lover. http://t.co/HPLuMRg7Y7 @VancityReynolds — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I’m starting to rethink my polar bear hunting trip with my proctologist. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Siri, where my bitches at? — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I tried to take a picture with my phone, and people looked at me like I was an idiot. Maybe because it was 1973. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I’m on the Proterozoic Diet – I only eat pre-chordates and metazoans. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Hotel front desk workers--when a male calls to complain about the Wi-Fi minutes after checking in, yes he’s doing what you think he’s doing. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Shout out to randomly mentioning people, places and things! — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

If Pizza Hut really served their pizza in a hut, you couldn’t get me out of there. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I’m on vacation. Please keep Trump popular while I’m gone, I need him in the debates. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Your lap doesn’t really disappear when you stand up, it just goes into storage. — PolitiTweet.org