Conan O'Brien

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Got caught smoking a hookah. Damn Armenian paparazzi! #ConanArmenia http://t.co/ochCoX700D — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Celebrating my assistant Sona's birthday in her homeland of Armenia. http://t.co/ofwfFWdQC5 #ConanArmenia — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Brought my assistant Sona home to Armenia. It was this or give her a raise. #ConanArmenia airs 11/10. http://t.co/m4beg84uHV — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Here’s something you never hear. “Guess we just gotta trust Russia.” — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

A new book suggests that people are losing the ability to have conversations. Fav if you agree. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I am officially suggesting @AndyRichter become the new Speaker of the House. He already has a podium and he LOVES telling people to shut up. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Come clean, Sunny D. What are you? — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I have a love/hate relationship with strong contradictory emotions. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

A 13-year-old girl has become the world’s youngest psychologist. Each session is an hour and she takes cash, checks or Instagram likes. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Wow talk about hard living. Just found out Bernie Sanders is 41. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

New York is imposing new rules for toplessness in Times Square. Guys, how many times do I have to say I was drunk and I’m sorry? — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Now that the Red Sox season is over, I can turn my attention to my vintage doll collection. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

The worst thing about this new iPhone 6S is that it's the exact size & weight of a brick. Wait, crap, this IS a brick. Damn you, Craigslist. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I can’t believe Matt Damon is alone on Mars without Ben Affleck. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

TV will get to the point where “Dating Clothed” will be a breakthrough show. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I can’t believe stores are already selling decorations for Christmas 2016. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

With Trump offending Hispanics and Ben Carson offending Muslims, which GOP candidate is going to step up and take on the Amish? — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Well I think we finally know what Fahrvergnügen means. It means go F yourself. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Hey Pope- want to get booed? Go to any sporting event in Philly. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

The Pope has left New York and there are six towels missing from the Four Seasons. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

One day after meeting the Pope, House Speaker John Boehner announced he is retiring. How do we get the Pope to meet Donald Trump? — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

If the Boy Scouts were smart, they’d buy cookies from the Girl Scouts then sell them for more money during the off season. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Tonight, I play #THPS5 with @TonyHawk & Lil Wayne aka @LilTunechi and one of us gets a tattoo http://t.co/v4vjMqnbk7 — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck with the new Woodmax Superchucker 5000? 400% more! (paid advertisement) — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

The new LEGO Star Wars sets give too much away! Now I know all the characters have round yellow heads. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I chopped some garlic when I was 28 and my hands still smell. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Clear something up for me— was the first Democratic debate already held over email? — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I’m a little worried all the hype for “Black Mass” will affect the box office for my biopic “White Ass.” — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Nicki Minaj spelled backwards sounds like the name of a cool, Swedish actor: Janim Ikcin. Was that worth it? I think so. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

In times of crisis or danger I will always be right behind you, sofa. — PolitiTweet.org