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Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I look so good in a #Fallout4 Vault suit, you won't mind the killer robots & ghouls of the apocalypse #CluelessGamer https://t.co/6TdvKhoil9 — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
You think Ben Carson’s comments are nutty, my doctor thinks the pyramids are fallen Tetris pieces. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
It’s crazy how one controversial tweet can ruin an entire career. Thank Satan that hasn’t happened to me! — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
If eating fish is so good for your brain, how come sharks always score so poorly on the SAT? — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Had an amazing time in Qatar entertaining the troops with @FLOTUS, @GracePotter & @Mulaney. #MissionConan: Complete! https://t.co/3ldZD5PDGA — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
That's a wrap on my @FLOTUS Instagram takeover! #MissionConan #JoiningForces https://t.co/N49I9DEI2O — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I got 3 big thrills tonight: appearing with @FLOTUS, meeting the troops, & finally getting to dress like a gardener. https://t.co/y5CCNYPvD1 — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
When you're on a base and @FLOTUS asks you to drop and give her fifty, you give her fifty of your @TeamCoco best https://t.co/Ku7MM1UKKI — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
RT @FLOTUS: So grateful to our troops. That's why I brought @ConanOBrien to Qatar and he brought @JimmyVMusic, @GracePotter, & @Mulaney. Gr… — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
RT @TeamCoco: LIVE on #Periscope: #Conan and @GracePotter perform for the troops at Al Udeid Air Base in Qatar. #MissionConan @gr… https://… — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
RT @TeamCoco: LIVE on #Periscope: .@FLOTUS Addresses Troops at Al-Udeid Air Base #JoiningForces #MissionConan https://t.co/9RpU6DtnIo — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Just finished practicing with @GracePotter and the AFCENT Band. I hope the military likes jazz fusion. #MissionConan https://t.co/ywYrDaBkQQ — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Rehearsing with @GracePotter for tonight's show with #JoiningForces at the American Al-Udeid Air Base in Qatar. https://t.co/M1Bw8PZbrG — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I'm at the American Al Udeid Air Base in Qatar and I'm taking over @FLOTUS' Instagram account. Await further orders. https://t.co/Jehl07oWj1 — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I finally got my tickets to the new Star Wars movie. June 11 is a pretty good date, right? — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Sacha Baron Cohen asked me to tweet the link to the trailer for his new action-comedy #Grimsby, and I said “no.” https://t.co/ez3FkChxj5 — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I’m headed to Qatar with @FLOTUS to entertain the troops. I hope they enjoy my vocal rendition of Kanye's entire Yeezus album. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
This comes up every year, but want to confirm: the person behind “Fun Sized” candy bars has been tried for war crimes, right? — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I’ve won Fantasy Football by never ever playing it. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
According to a new study, 10% of vegetarian “hot dogs” contain meat. So if you’ve ever enjoyed a vegetarian hot dog, now you know why. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
The city of Los Angeles voted to allow residents to house up to five cats at a time. Now I have to figure out which 7 to get rid of. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
The IRS is now giving full married-couple tax status to same-sex couples. Which explains the new app, “Grindr-Just-For-Tax-Purposes.” — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Just now envisioning how weird it would have been for the original patriots to square off against real, actual jets. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I’m wondering if now that he dropped out I can still wear my “Sexy Lincoln Chafee” costume for Halloween. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Sorry, Jeb Bush, talking about your favorite Marvel superheroes does not count as making yourself a “DC outsider.” — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
It will be a major, herculean challenge, but I think I can bring back the weave belt. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Robots are taking over so many jobs, it’s only a matter of time before I go to Starbucks and get my name misspelled in binary. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Russian phone and calendar I bought in Armenia. Now my desk looks like Stalin's travel agency. https://t.co/MxBREMw6YL #ConanArmenia — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Is there anything more satisfying than gnawing on a small piece of sandpaper? Yes. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Life hack: drink 13 Pumpkin Spice Lattes in a row, and your bathroom will smell just like fall! — PolitiTweet.org
