Conan O'Brien

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

A computer scientist calculated that buying one of everything on Amazon would cost $12.86 Billion #wastedhislife — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

It’s a small comfort, but with only 8 justices on the Supreme Court, no one has to rotate out in beach volley ball. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Sorry you didn’t win Best Picture, “Mad Max: Fury Road,” but if Trump wins the election, you can re-submit for “Best Documentary.” — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Between Oscar Fever and March Madness, my imaginary doctor bills are soaring. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I will vote for whichever president outlaws visors. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I was very flattered to hear Chris Rock is preparing for his Oscar gig by studying photo negatives from the night I hosted the BET Awards. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

If I owned a sneaker store I would totally have a March Madness Arch Sadness Sale. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Hanging with my first cousin, #UFC Featherweight champ @TheNotoriousMMA. Two more pints and we… https://t.co/YQkwkQcjFV — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Just searched "blasé otters" on Giphy so I could show you how my kids react every night when I come home from work. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I play #FarCryPrimal with @PewDiePie in the new #CluelessGamer & face my greatest nemesis: a large wall. https://t.co/fR4KJIUBwq — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

A wise man once told me, “I am not a wise man just because my name’s Glenn Wiseman”. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Interviewing the beautiful #GinaRodriguez tonight made it MUCH easier to be back in the U.S.… https://t.co/ZYFlsDew7k — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I respect Apple's stance against the FBI, both for protecting our right to privacy, and for not telling them my phone's pass code is 7394. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Thanks to my #ConanKorea crew & all who helped on our trip (bonus points if you can spot our 2… https://t.co/UDIk7OvFQO — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

.@SteveYeun and I got to sing on a brand new track by #Kpop king followjyp. Get ready, #Korea!… https://t.co/dPYWjKdQnh — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Donated Samuel to the aquarium in #Seoul. He is alive and well - and still delicious, raw or… https://t.co/thCkMmyWOU — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Sad to leave #Korea. Thanks to all the incredible fans we met. I can't wait to go back! #ConanKorea https://t.co/xQRuOqosyj — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

My fans gave me a nice send off at the Incheon airport in #Korea. I shot this with my iPhone.… https://t.co/WRTSAa5yv0 — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Stuck behind @SteveYeun at the ticket counter. He insists his luggage be wrapped in silk.… https://t.co/CsiBTQatm8 — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Did my best to try to understand and improve relations from just inside North Korea with @SteveYeun. #ConanKorea https://t.co/SFuFbQD1Fw — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

.@SteveYeun & I won a stuffed animal out of a vending machine and gave it to this little girl.… https://t.co/rsUeEdGjB1 — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I've spent so much time here in #Korea with @SteveYeun that we're starting to look alike.… https://t.co/JeZax7WE1q — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Watch a Taekwondo master kick the head off Jordan Schlansky. #ConanKorea https://t.co/XGHz4sTh4o — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

RT @TeamCoco: LIVE on #Periscope: Talk to #Conan & @SteveYeun live from the set of their K-Pop music video in #Korea! #ConanKorea… https://… — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I have mastered the art of Taekwondo. And by "mastered", I mean "did it badly for 20 minutes."… https://t.co/FIVD1jxaGw — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Stopped by a #PCBang to play some video games. Turns out I'm even more clueless in #Korea.… https://t.co/URjPZnRVO3 — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Had the honor of appearing on a Korean soap opera with the beautiful Na-ra Jang. She was great.… https://t.co/qQgHTNI9FY — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

.@SteveYeun & I visited the border with North Korea today. Very surreal. Grateful to these… https://t.co/dbIvVzMz5m — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

내 친구 #스티븐연 도착했다! 서울에서 같이 놀자~ #conankorea #iloveSeoul #walkingdead #꿀잼@steveyeun https://t.co/W2cssod2Ld — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I’ll spend this Presidents' Day like I spent the last one, bitterly imagining my profile on a coin. — PolitiTweet.org