Conan O'Brien

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Saw my old #friend and bandleader #MaxWeinberg drum his ass off for 3 and a half hours with… https://t.co/LfWTWOnGur — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Here’s another #TBT for #StPatricksDay. Fun fact: I’m not wearing any pants. #lucky https://t.co/s2V3Zd5QW9 — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I'm speaking at UCSB @ArtsandLectures on April 16th. It's going to be the Woodstock of pleasant conversations. https://t.co/u8V7K6T5We — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Happy #StPatricksDay. #TBT to me with the sexiest #leprechaun I know. #luckoftheirish #WillFerrell https://t.co/KPH0NAWcKw — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

A lot of people want Ted Cruz to win, but are we ready for a President that’s a melting candle? — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I’m having a hard time convincing my kids that Trump and Cosby used to be funny. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

INTERN: I’m on YikYak. ME: Is that a social media app or a rave drug? INTERN: You are old, sir. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

My new pet peeve? I don't think this bearded guy in the #Eliquis ads is really playing the guitar. #StopTheLie https://t.co/7tH5kkBghX — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I rarely get asked to autograph a breast, so thank you Dave Chelton of Omaha Nebraska. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Sorry, that last Tweet was supposed to be a private text to @wolfblitzer — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

You up? — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

In some parts of the world, filet mignon is considered a delicacy. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

In this #CluelessGamer, @TheNotoriousMMA kicks my ass in #EASportsUFC2. I'm so tired of Irish-on-Irish violence. https://t.co/xa0pWJ76FD — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I only recently found out that lightning is God trying to kill spiders. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

When not taping my show, I am playing with this #fan sculpture for hours on end. https://t.co/umDNza8J0l — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Periscope like no one is watching. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Me and a baby #bear. He loves the sound of my reedy voice. https://t.co/3LRxtUPkXn — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

My kids visited the office and pranked me with this "Conan doll." I am both #humiliated and… https://t.co/feVGfuLBkK — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I possess an ennui that can be traced back to the day I pronounced it “ennu-ey” in front of a girl I was trying to impress. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I hate to be an Irish literary nerd but the only adult film I’ve ever seen is “Dubliners, Double-Teamed,” starring the amazing Joyce James. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

A great night in #Vegas with two of my #comedy heroes. https://t.co/dkIJ0fMlgb — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I amuse jordanschlansky with hilarious showbiz stories backstage in #LasVegas. https://t.co/Lgcd1tAcI8 — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Preparing to join two of my comedy heroes #SteveMartin and #MartinShort in #Vegas tonight. https://t.co/LGkeIyjItD — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Going over my setlist for a cameo tonight in #Vegas. https://t.co/lc4JzIWqSd — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I know God doesn’t make mistakes, but I think even He would agree grapefruit was a misfire. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Million dollar idea: maternity clothes, but for beer bellies. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Good luck to #ConorMcGregor in tonight’s #UFC fight. #twospecimens https://t.co/pbfhgNi8az — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

You can’t judge a book by its cover, unless the title of the book is "THIS BOOK IS GUILTY OF MURDER!" — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Wanna see @TheNotoriousMMA kick my fat face in? Tune in to #CONAN tonight. #GladThisHospitalHasWifi https://t.co/T0RwjXhVYq — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Um, congrats? https://t.co/6jPJ3aSQpD — PolitiTweet.org