Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
Really fast toddlers that can jump from your head to the top of your curtains in an instant, will sit on doorknobs to prevent you leaving rooms, know how to work light switches, are banned in all but 13 states, and can't be left with babysitters lol — PolitiTweet.org
Blair @skifflegirl
@CassandraRules I can only imagine forever toddlers